by sal resenberg and merve mckosky January 4, 2004
a groupchat where people thirst over kpop idol jeong jaehyun and occasionally cry over him.
also a place full of adults simping for a guy that doesn’t even know they exist.
every member is a clown.
also a place full of adults simping for a guy that doesn’t even know they exist.
every member is a clown.
jaehyun eboy agenda gc:
A: "i miss jaehyun"
E: "shut your oompa loompa leprechaun ass up a"
M: "what does it say i‘m blocked"
R: "wait, skz is an abbreviation for stray kids??? i thought skz chan was his legal name"
all members: "jaehyun sexc"
A: "i miss jaehyun"
E: "shut your oompa loompa leprechaun ass up a"
M: "what does it say i‘m blocked"
R: "wait, skz is an abbreviation for stray kids??? i thought skz chan was his legal name"
all members: "jaehyun sexc"
by liliaceaesolar April 11, 2020
Means an event you were trying to avoid was meant to happen to you. In terms of real life, fate is something you can't escape and is uncontrollable. In greek mythology The Fates are a group of three weaving goddesses who assign individual destinies to mortals at birth. So to be on their agenda means your on their schedule and not your own. Most of the time it means death.
Thief: *Sitting in Bar*
Bounty Hunter: Looks Like I found you on Fate's Agenda.
Bounty Hunter: *Kills Him*
Bounty Hunter: Looks Like I found you on Fate's Agenda.
Bounty Hunter: *Kills Him*
by Spider-Panda September 25, 2019
A woman with a specific plan of action and a strong-willed focus to achieve it. She is generally calculating and cold hearted but quick to do whatever it takes to achieve the goal.
Bill: Did you see Mary at the party, she was a bitch to me but kissing ass to anyone with a gold card.
Bob: Yeah, that bitch is an Agenda Babe looking for for a man with cash.
Bob: Yeah, that bitch is an Agenda Babe looking for for a man with cash.
by GhengisBike December 9, 2010
Breaking boundaries, getting stuff done, having motive and plans. And the act of having a focus or Agenda.
Agenda girls : we dey and spoil everywhere masa!!
Agenda girls : we dey and spoil everywhere masa!!
by Ghanafuo May 30, 2022
Facts and figures presented in a manner to force people to a specific conclusion vice forming their own opinion.
by Shputz August 19, 2011
The Bruce Agenda is an agenda followed by Twitch streamer BruceDropEmOff. The Bruce Agenda is stream once, never stream again.
"Yo Bruce on that Bruce Agenda fr!"
"You tellin' me I gotta wait another 80 years for this mf to stream again? Nahh bro."
"You tellin' me I gotta wait another 80 years for this mf to stream again? Nahh bro."
by flurples March 1, 2023