1 definition by that good salami dick

Diamond

Likes to bust into rooms. Only memorable quality is the fact that her real name sounds like a stripper. At first she seems nice, next thing you know you got a tiny dick and you're gay. Grammar Nazi. Sucks at stretching contests. Likes to call people loser, only to hang out with them. Also is a grammar Nazi. Good taste in humor. No boundaries. Part time drummer, full time bitch. Claims to be the devil, to be fair she does put the horn in horny. Moans constantly... surprisingly less annoying than her real voice. Honks like a goose, one of her best qualities.

Diamond: "MUURRR."
Diamond: "DUUURRR."
Diamond: "Me. Please."
Diamond: " I want that good salami dick. STAT."

by that good salami dick January 31, 2018