42 definitions by little-miss can't do wrong
You: Just got a $1,350 bill for some .com's I haven't even used yet
They: Time to go on a Domain Diet, Dude!
You: true true
They: Time to go on a Domain Diet, Dude!
You: true true
by little-miss can't do wrong March 8, 2012
A two-player game, where participants open four bottles of wine to acquire their corks, then drink all of them whilst pretending to be Bruce Lee.
Requires two corks & a cable-tie per set.
Used for micro battles where the traditional Nunchaku are prohibited by the Health & Safety Executive.
Best played when another more dangerous pursuit get's cancelled for some trivial reason.
Requires two corks & a cable-tie per set.
Used for micro battles where the traditional Nunchaku are prohibited by the Health & Safety Executive.
Best played when another more dangerous pursuit get's cancelled for some trivial reason.
Dude 1: Hey, the rain's too heavy for basejumping… wanna fill time with Health & Safety Numbchucks until it let's off a bit?
Dude 2: Yeaaaah, Bro.
Dude 2: Yeaaaah, Bro.
by little-miss can't do wrong July 27, 2011
Formerly known as SPAM. The SPASM is a contemporary emotion personified by the uncontrollable grimacing that results from receiving the first junk mail of the day...
Buddy: "Jeez, I thought you were gonna rattle off yer chair?!?!"
Victim: "Nah, I just got m'self a beef-jerky-viagra-kind-of-a-vibe..."
Buddy: "Any good?"
Victim: Er... Nope. Just' a lil' SPASM..."
Victim: "Nah, I just got m'self a beef-jerky-viagra-kind-of-a-vibe..."
Buddy: "Any good?"
Victim: Er... Nope. Just' a lil' SPASM..."
by little-miss can't do wrong March 3, 2007
by little-miss can't do wrong September 11, 2011
FHM, GQ & Nuts Magazine are all fine examples of a Mencyclopaedia.
Meanwhile, Playboy is reserved exclusively for dirty old men.
Meanwhile, Playboy is reserved exclusively for dirty old men.
by little-miss can't do wrong December 24, 2011
YOU... when you just wanted to catch a flight & a man with enormous knuckles performs a cavity search.
Maximum points for screaming 'KERMYYYYYY!!!!!' with a Miss Piggy voice at half time.
Maximum points for screaming 'KERMYYYYYY!!!!!' with a Miss Piggy voice at half time.
Flew to London to take the Orient Express to Istanbul, but thanks to a Glove Puppet at JFK I couldn't sit down until Vienna.
by little-miss can't do wrong July 23, 2011
Curiously, some auto-correct systems replace Anglicise with anglicize.
by little-miss can't do wrong September 9, 2011