20 definitions by Urfluff
by Urfluff June 21, 2020
A guy who puts dishwashers before bros. He puts all his effort into a lady and he gets nothing in return from her; an acronym for Someone Idolising for Mediocre Pussy.
Nigel: I sent her $5,000 dollars to her webpage, I bought her a car, a house, and I spent my money on her on vacations and we aren’t still even dating yet! I’m going to simp harder by stealing my parents’ credit cards.
by Urfluff May 24, 2020
Lol, you do prostitution? Why would you pay for sex? That’s like buying fortnite. You can literally get pussy for free!
by Urfluff May 24, 2020
a term that is used for to insult old people who were born between 1946-1964. The term is often used by tweens, teenagers, and people in their early 20’s. They used this term thinking it’s an insult because they’re degenerates who can’t succeed in life. They use this insult because old people complain about how teenagers live easier and have depression for no reason.
Boomer: Back in my day, we worked for survival, moved out of homes, and paid the damn bills. All you teens do these days is smoke marijuana and listen to shitty music
Degenerated Edgy Teen: OK BOOMER!”
Degenerated Edgy Teen: OK BOOMER!”
by Urfluff March 17, 2020
A moving in truck/van company that you shouldn’t use. They rip you off by charging you how much gas you have left and how many miles you have driven.
by Urfluff May 24, 2020
by Urfluff April 25, 2020