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by Marty June 12, 2003
by Marty January 7, 2005
Potent opiate narcotic, widely used in hospitals for relief of severe pain. Addictive with potential for abuse. Overdose may be lethal. Side effects include narcosis and respiratory depression.
When Dad was in the hospital with his heart attack, the nurse kept shooting him up with morphine for his chest pain.
by Marty October 22, 2003
one who yearns for a star to be sexually available to their skanky ass.
One who has sex exclusively with celebrities...
One who has sex exclusively with celebrities...
by Marty October 1, 2003
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A fake band that, not unlike the Partridge Family or The Archies, was created for a television show. In the mid-60's, producers hired four actors and told them to act as though they were band mates and would be called "The Monkees". Three of the four actors were actually able to carry a tune and one or two actually could play instruments, but the music on the records was all performed by studio musicians. They hired some of the best pop songwriters of the era and had several Top 10 hits credited to their fictional band.
by Marty January 29, 2005