919 definitions by Light Joker

two cents

your advice, usually when it is not requested

Don't let them add their two cents in. It is not worth listening to.

by Light Joker October 12, 2006

Con-artist

or con artist

one who makes money by fraud

Appearently, a con artist was targeting newlyweds.

by Light Joker June 5, 2005

Velvet Worm

A Very hairy penis.(Named for the creature decended from the extinct marine organism, Halucinagenia.)

Hey, stop touching my Velvet Worm.

by Light Joker April 29, 2004

morphadite

a hermaphrodite (from a mispronunciation of hermaphrodite)

How would you feel if you were a morphadite and he spread rumors about you?

by Light Joker December 4, 2005

soft-core

1. less than extreme

2. mildly pornagraphic

They like the soft-core stuff, but they don't care for highly explicit content.

by Light Joker August 12, 2005

sexual harassment

This includes but is not limited to:

Repeatedly asking sombody to date you when they said no,

Asking sombody about their sexual oriantation,

Rape,

Touching sombodys privates,

sexual comments,

Showing your private parts sombody when they do not want to see them,

and using somones position to get sexual favors form them.

There Are more I think, but I cannot rememer them.

by Light Joker August 22, 2004

soldier

a liquor bottle, especially an empty one(see also dead soldier)

It is not good for the enviornment to leave soldiers on the ground when you could be recycling them.

by Light Joker January 5, 2005