919 definitions by Light Joker

number cruncher

1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate

The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.

by Light Joker December 27, 2006

on the rocks

poured over ice (usually said of liquor)

I think I'll a scotch on the rocks.

by Light Joker October 21, 2005

knee-jerk

automatic, quick and without thought

Allergies are the immune system's knee-jerk defensive responses to unknown substances.

by Light Joker January 14, 2007

VIP

(Pronounced as seperate letters)

A very important person

Here comes our resident VIP.

by Light Joker November 26, 2005

in the flesh

in person , in propria persona

They never expected to meet the governer right there in the flesh.

by Light Joker July 18, 2005

bombshell

an astonishing news story that is revealed without warning

in light of the bombshell, the school sent the students home.

by Light Joker December 2, 2006

melons

a woman's breasts(see also boobs tits)

Her melons are so big, it's scary.

by Light Joker July 17, 2005