451 definitions by Ereck Flowers

realist

Someone who doesn't give a shit because in the real world nobody gives a shit.

I'm not lazy. I'm a realist.

by Ereck Flowers October 22, 2018

Germ

A derogatory term for an anti-Semite. (origin: Holocaust enthusiast.)

There are Germans, and then there are Germs.

by Ereck Flowers April 10, 2017

hellish jealous

When you feel you are in prison because your love seems to be interested in someone else romantically, and there's no way for you to reconcile.

I'm hellish jealous that my husband is cheating on me, and nobody seems to mind except me.

by Ereck Flowers November 22, 2018

Dancing Queen

A song about a 17-year-old girl losing her virginity at prom night.

Digging the Dancing Queen. . .Anybody could be that guy. . .Having the time of your life. . .

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

slut hut

The place where a loose girl puts out.

Let's go to my slut hut, honey.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

bat gnat

A weak hitter in baseball, where the pitcher grows annoyed at his will just to keep his at-bat alive.

He faced the bat gnat. It took 12 pitches to retire him.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

fap nap

When a guy masturbates in bed.

I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019