451 definitions by Ereck Flowers

Donald Clump

The mass of defective brain cells that block the neurotransmitters of Donald Trump's brain, causing him to have no ability to process information, remember facts, or even be articulate, as well as interferes with his judgment, logic, sensitivity, reason, and general thought for the last 63 years of his life.

It's the Donald Clump. It's a disease specific to this demented man child in office named Donald Trump.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

that shovel feeling

When you want to knock someone's head off with a shovel.

That idiot thinks he started Watergate. I have that shovel feeling for him.

by Ereck Flowers May 16, 2015

shot dot

The dot left from an injection.

I have a shot dot from my blood test.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

teh

The chill way of texting "the."

I went to teh 99 cent store and bought a thingy.

by Ereck Flowers August 11, 2018

potbelly

The protuberant body of a bong.

This smoke is gathering in the potbelly.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2018

swellfie

A really swell selfie.

I took a swellfie. I was proud.

by Ereck Flowers July 1, 2016

write fight

When someone writes hurriedly to meet an impending deadline.

I have to write fight so it can make the paper for tomorrow's issue.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019