451 definitions by Ereck Flowers

sinbox

When the inbox for your internet email address becomes loaded with junk mail because of irresponsible internet surfing.

My inbox became a sinbox over a couple of weeks.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

dolt

Someone who doesn't get unrequited love when it happens.

You're intellectually gifted, but you're a dolt for not picking up signals.

by Ereck Flowers October 28, 2014

absurd word

A hard-to-believe factoid.

That's certainly an absurd word you just uttered.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

video came

When you masturbate to a video game character.

I video came to the princess.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

muzzle puzzled

The confused and calm feeling an animal (especially a canine) has after its muzzled.

My dog was rambunctious. I muzzled him and he was simply muzzle puzzled, like it didn't know what happened and what he could have possible done wrong.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

mad hatter

Someone who is crazy.

You're acting like a mad hatter, for goodness sake.

by Ereck Flowers August 22, 2018

snooze blues

Uncomfortable sleep.

I tossed and turned. I had a nightmare. I had the snooze blues.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018