451 definitions by Ereck Flowers
My ex-husband wouldn't end this spite fight between us. It seems he will stop at nothing to cause me misery. He is truly a bastard.
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
by Ereck Flowers July 1, 2016
Guy: Boo!
Girl: Ack!
Guy: It's only fair. You scared me first.
Girl: Okay. Agreed that is was a fair scare.
Girl: Ack!
Guy: It's only fair. You scared me first.
Girl: Okay. Agreed that is was a fair scare.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
Using the fact that you're human to get as many advantages in life as possible until a tragic demise. (Synonymous with "Playing the human card infinitely")
Some people who die young are accused of milking their humanity. Milking your humanity makes people forget you after you die.
by Ereck Flowers September 6, 2016
by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018
by Ereck Flowers August 19, 2018