451 definitions by Ereck Flowers

picture fixture

A painting, drawing or photograph that adorns a wall in a residence.

There was a picture fixture in the dining room.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

buy high

A spending spree.

I was on a buy high all day at the store!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

cello

An instrument that sounds like a suicidal bumblebee.

I learned the cello. Maybe it would have been more interesting to learn the violin.

by Ereck Flowers November 27, 2018

ho blow

When you have sex with a whore.

I just got ho blown. Good thing it's legal here.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

button

A butt that appears to weigh a ton.

That woman needs to work off her button.

by Ereck Flowers July 5, 2017

shame name

A moniker that's infantilizing.

In the fraternity, "Bunny" is your shame name.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

tale regale

Relating a story to someone purely to amuse them and reach them at an emotional level.

He tale regaled me the greatest story I have ever heard.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018