67 definitions by Eddie

the act of putting your penis into the mouth of the deceased and then pushing on their stomach so the juices from the body flow over you
id rather go monking than go out with her
by Eddie April 20, 2004
Get the monking mug.
When you get screwed or fleeced by someone who is of far inferior intelligence. It occurs not because you were outsmarted but because you use this person as your agent. Often it ends up badly for everyone but the mirse can't figure out why and in fact thinks they did a good job.
I thought I made a lot of money on that football game but i got mirsed by my friend that bet the wrong team.
by Eddie December 17, 2004
Get the mirsed mug.
Man, did you get me some A&W for tonight?
by Eddie April 2, 2004
Get the A&W mug.