15 definitions by Crawdad Nelson
The villains du jour; imaginary nefarious agents of chaos; a group of 400 pound high school students in a dark suburban basement.
by Crawdad Nelson December 14, 2016
I actually am racist and I'm going to tell you something I read online which supports and confirms my opinion.
I ain't racist but I just saw a website that tells the real truth about that rotten commie, Martin Luther King.
by Crawdad Nelson December 2, 2016
There's a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns
by Crawdad Nelson May 8, 2020
There's been a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns.
by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020
A toxic foamy substance created by being in proximity to a Trumpist or Trumpishness; genital sweating.
by Crawdad Nelson December 1, 2016
Anger without a specific object; anger misdirected toward the wrong object; anger directed against parties unknown.
The citizens were consumed by doubtrage when parking became more expensive without any warning or explanation.
by Crawdad Nelson November 2, 2016
The smell that occurs when a swamp is drained and replaced with raw sewage and other kinds of stinking waste.
There's been a hell of a trumparoma around here since they drained that swamp and filled it with sewage.
by Crawdad Nelson December 2, 2016