2 definitions by Abraham H. Parnassus
The only man who came close to breaking Abraham H. Parnassus, but then proceeded to be grinded into the ground and buried by his rival because he was weak. Abraham then seduced his granddaughter and filled her belly with his festering seed, and sired a boy, his last revenge against H. R. Do not be weak like H. R. Pickens.
by Abraham H. Parnassus February 19, 2022
Person 1: yo this song slaps
Person 2: yeah, is that love Shaq?
Person 3: yo they must really love Shaq
Person 2: who doesn't?
Person 3: I'm getting bricked up just thinking about him!
Shaq: There's plenty of me to go around guys!
Person 2: yeah, is that love Shaq?
Person 3: yo they must really love Shaq
Person 2: who doesn't?
Person 3: I'm getting bricked up just thinking about him!
Shaq: There's plenty of me to go around guys!
by Abraham H. Parnassus June 1, 2022