Definitions by smpoza
Scrungoid
What you say to appear insulting, but when you're actually being complimentary. Named for its inscrutable nature.
Posing a rabbit
"Hey, how'd the date with Jenny go?"
"Not so well. She posed a rabbit."
"What the shit does posing a rabbit mean?"
"Learn french."
"Not so well. She posed a rabbit."
"What the shit does posing a rabbit mean?"
"Learn french."
Posing a rabbit by smpoza October 28, 2011
porn snob
Noun. Somebody who is extremely opinionated about porn and judges others based on their porn choices. Feels that they prefer porn that is "classier" than the average porn.
"I'd NEVER go on youporn. The penetration is so vulgar! I'll stick to Playboy, thank you very much."
"Don't be such a porn snob dude."
"Don't be such a porn snob dude."
Ingrediments
The mispronunciation of ingredients.
Person 1: "Let's take a look at our ingrediments."
Person 2: "I think you mean ingredients. I'm going to urban-dictionary that shit."
Person 2: "I think you mean ingredients. I'm going to urban-dictionary that shit."
Ingrediments by smpoza October 22, 2010
Whack
EX1: Sarah Palin's resignation speech was the definition of whack.
EX2: Transformers 2's box office numbers are incredible! That's whack.
EX3: Nintendo hasn't ported Earthbound to the DS yet. That is completely whack.
EX2: Transformers 2's box office numbers are incredible! That's whack.
EX3: Nintendo hasn't ported Earthbound to the DS yet. That is completely whack.
Anti-Dubya
Adjective. Competent, intelligent, and rational. In other words, the exact opposite of former United States president George W. Bush, colloquially known as Dubya.
Man, when that lady was hit by the bus, that guy with the coat calmly checked her pulse and called the paramedics without freaking out. Anti-Dubya move there.
Anti-Dubya by smpoza April 26, 2009
Dick Cheney
To shoot someone in the face. Most applicable when that someone is a beloved friend or relative of the shooter.
(guy shoots another guy in the face)
Guy 1: Whoa! You just shot Frederick Rogerson! He saved your life three times, looked after your children while you were out, for free, and introduced you to your wife of 17 years! And you Dick Cheney'd him!
Guy 2: Yeah, I Dick Cheney'd my wife and kids too.
Guy 1: You're secretly Dick Cheney, aren't you?
Guy 2: Ha-HA! Sly one, aren't you?
Guy 1: Whoa! You just shot Frederick Rogerson! He saved your life three times, looked after your children while you were out, for free, and introduced you to your wife of 17 years! And you Dick Cheney'd him!
Guy 2: Yeah, I Dick Cheney'd my wife and kids too.
Guy 1: You're secretly Dick Cheney, aren't you?
Guy 2: Ha-HA! Sly one, aren't you?
Dick Cheney by smpoza February 21, 2009