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When a male has no penis, he is called a Mr. Potato Head, becuase he's all smooth down there.
"Wow, I wanted to have sex but NOW We can't becuase you lack a penis."
"It's not my problem I'm a Mr. Potato Head'
by Tumadreesatutafeo March 30, 2010
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