Wank Holiday

To bunk of work unauthorised so that you can lie in bed all day jerking off to Anime porn.

Employee: Good day
Boss: Oy, I know you had a wank holiday yesterday!

by LordJenal August 28, 2022

holiday succ

a blowjob given during the holiday season that everyone loves.

person 1- what are you doing next week?
person 2- i'm getting ready to give my annual holiday succ.
person 1- AGAIN!!???
person 2- you know it!!🎄😫💦

by im ready for that holiday succ November 09, 2017

Bank Holiday Madness

The drunken fighting and puking that happens in pubs on the last day of bank holiday weekends.

Sorry I threw my shit at you and punched your mum, I was suffering from bank holiday madness

by Gash187 October 16, 2015

hotel holiday

A holiday made better by the accommodations you have

Our trip to Norway was such a hotel holiday - we spent the whole time staying in igloos and fjord cabins and teepees that gave us unique experiences we couldn’t have gotten if we stayed somewhere else

by Hotelholiday November 22, 2021

“Not a holiday” person

A Jehovah’sWitness.

Hey Caren, what are you wearing to the Christmas party?

Christmas party???? Come on Linda, you know I don’t celebrate like that. For the last time I am “not a holiday” person!

by ConstantComment January 27, 2025

Lads Holiday

When a group of friends go abroad and get pissed every night, causing mayhem.

Yeah we are going on a lads holiday to magaloof

by Pip4lyfe October 13, 2022

holiday ho’n’

When you are single during the holidays (Thanksgiving through X-mas) and you go to bars immediately following family celebrations to hook up with other lonely holiday ho’s. Holiday Ho’n’ is a flash of excitement especially when you travel back home for the holidays. Can get weird if you end up at a stranger’s family function. But mostly eat good, get drunk/high a lot, and only occasional sad cries alone because you can’t keep a functioning relationship with another human.

Kids got Santa, you got unprotected sex and no filter Camel’s

Tis’ the season for Holiday Ho’n’.

Found out Cynthia was gang banging the East Side Motorcycle Club this past Halloween while I was pulling a double shift at the port-a-can cleaning and recycling factory, so I’ll definitely be Holiday Ho’n’ my ass off this year.

by Jamacha November 19, 2023