Chocolate holiday

When a woman is laying on her back as the man is receiving oral as he straddles her head as he is ejaculating in her mouth simultaneously diarrhea defecates all over her chest.

Hey baby, are you excited for the holiday? The chocolate holiday that I'm going to give you

by Mlapen9289 February 25, 2024

Mattress Holiday

A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.

Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.

by Dnurse15 February 18, 2024

Blue Holiday

When you blue ball yourself then immediately finish on a santa claus costume while in an area thats under 30 degrees

Person 1: Hey have you seen Dave?
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, he was showing the santa claus outside with kids a Blue Holiday

by thetripleD's September 28, 2022

Holiday Hamhole

holiday ham hole: when u eat ham out of ur sexual partner's asshole, then glaze their ass with honey mustard

A: Dude! I took that bitch home last night and had some Holiday Hamhole! That shit was nasty bro!

B: Holy fuck! I bet ur sheets are nasty huh?!

by Holidayham69 April 22, 2022

Concreter’s holiday

A Australian term used to explain that someone is in prison.

“Yeah - Nah mate he is on holiday…” “oh, that sounds nice” “… nah yeah, it’s a concreter’s holiday, he will be out in 6months”

by Doing big no January 29, 2025

holiday handjob

A festive want given by a female

"I wonder if she will give me a holiday handjob."

by Jsaggy April 21, 2018

Holiday

A day or series of days that are almost never for fun. Mostly used for doing homework and getting nagged at ur parents for looking at your phone for 1 second.

How did your holiday go?

Just doing homework and no fun at home for a couple of days…

by Theguywhohateslife June 8, 2021