Photo-Grog

To send a picture of your poop to someone, usually via text message, messenger or social media.

1. I took a massive shit yesterday, and got J.R. with a photo-grog because I know how much he loves pictures of poop.

2. “Look at this photo-grog! I thought it would cause a clog. Man that was so big, why did eat like such a pig?” sung to Nickelback’s song, “Photograph.”

by CBGLW August 17, 2025

smiling in photos

if someone smiles in a photo they like being racist

Oh look! abdi is smiling in photos, he must be racist

by chicken handler May 14, 2023

Topgun Photo Cruise

When you fly upside down for the sake of getting an unobstructed view out your canopy for taking pictures.

The other day I pulled a Topgun Photo Cruise.

by RedOne77 July 6, 2018

Photoe

To take a picture of one’s or another’s toe or to take a photo with one’s toe.

Guy 1 “Hey can you help me take my photo”
Guy 2 “Sorry my hands are full”
Guy 1 “Just photoe”
Guy 2 “…what?”
Or
Guy 1 “Do you want to see my photoe?”
Guy 2 “Why would I want to see your toe?”
Guy 1 “Here’s a picture.”
Guy 2 “Interesting”

by chomue February 25, 2022

Photo Donging

Akin to photo bombing but requires visible DONG!

Did you see David Photo Donging in Tanner’s baseball photo?

by Dorkboy November 12, 2021

delete photos

What you say you are doing when you are secretly messaging someone for a hook up

Mike said he couldn’t talk to Christian because he had to delete photos on his phone. Really he was messaging with other guys for some nasty later on.

by Chronchy March 27, 2021

Funeral Photo

A kind of photo you might take of your partner after sex. Your partner must be completely exhausted and lying down. Though it's not advised to share with any third parties, it's a way of showing how your partner was last night to remind them of "the good times".

"Don't think too highly of yourself, babe. I still have your Funeral Photo!"
"Fuck off."

by Hengeek November 21, 2021