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My heart goes out to you 

A term used by closet-fascists to justify a salute in honor of the German dictator from the 1930's and 1940's.
"My heart goes out to you"
-Elon Musk

How Ébdaël Goes to the Fictitious Island! (2025 Novel)

How Ébdaël Goes to the Fictitious Island! is a romance, fantasy, adventure, myth, comedy novel by Werley Nortreus published in 2025.
How Ébdaël Goes to the Fictitious Island! (2025 Novel) was published in 2025.

When doing the opposite goes wrong

You are just blindly doing the opposite of random shit that I tell you to do and when doing that has consequences you blame me for it as thought I didn't tell you what was going to happen.
Hym Iam "This is what happens when doing the opposite goes wrong. I say investigate the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, you tell yourself 'I'm GoNnA dO tHe OpPoSiTe!' Look at that I was telling truth, right about what it would cause, and right about how handle it but now it's caused dozens of deaths. I said to give me the credit and pay me for my work on AI if the theory hashes out you do the opposite I'm sitting here unable to get healthcare and the rest of you are huffing methane along with whatever else is happening. You can't just blindly do the opposite of the shit I tell you to do and expect me to share them blame or the proceeds of my labor. You are being so fucking stupid about this it can't not be criminal and if you don't stop pretending you are not going to be able to give me enough to get me to agree to not harm you."

Slide them out like the goat goes to Paris 

I'll be right back, I need to go to the bathroom and slide them out like the goat goes to Paris.

Ignore it and hope it goes away 

Yeah, see, I tried that for the first 10 years but here we are.
Hym "You see, if you ignore it and hope it goes away not only am I not going to not go away but I'm also commit even nore so to doing it. Your mistake was including the mentally retarded cripple. The ambiguity is gone now and I just won't accept any outcome that doesn't involve one of two things.... And we all know what those things are. I'm sure you're tired of hearing it at this point. I'm tired of saying it. I'm tired in general. I've been up all night. I got a good one for you when I wake up though. You're going to like it."

Cook up this chicken before it goes bad

Have sex with this girl before she loses interest
Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.