glasses

for absolute nerds that can't see right

"dude are you seriously using glasses, bro those are for nerds

by 000101111001 March 27, 2021

eye glasses

When you jizz in someone's eye so much that it forms a thick layer of glass and becomes the subjects glasses

Woah I heard Sydney got a nice pair of eye glasses last night Sydney

by Mikev646 March 24, 2017

Bogan glass

Broken glass thrown by a bogan, most often from a car, onto the footpath (sidewalk), bicycle lane or road.

My dog got some bogan glass stuck in his paw. Bogan cunts.

by reepy March 18, 2019

Glass Closet

A glass closet is someone who is gay but claims they are straight, they will not come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because you can see that they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made of glass.

Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude! I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual Closet:
Gabe: You can see the clothes without even opening this closet, that's so cool.
Andy: Yeah because its made of glass idiot.

by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024

glasses

glasses is not smart but she loves 2 ppl she is ok at hockey. and shes nice. and only only has 2 friends: bc everyone else is fake shits. and has neverrrrrrr had a bf never had her . and she is not bitchy but she complains alot, shes very oragnized but she gets in trouble with her dad a lot and is a drama queen

(ass) everyone loves glasses ass

by ching shon yung April 20, 2018

Glass Smelter

White girls who date arab guys. Because glass is made out of burning sand. Derivative of coal burner.

"Karen is a dating Mohammed. She's a pro glass smelter."

by bronzeborne October 7, 2023

Round Glasses

A symbol of someone being submissive, similar to how an upside down pineapple symbolises swingers

"See him with the round glasses? Makes him look like he's just waiting to be bossed around"

by Solomon King August 27, 2025