Definitions by tomte

Foolano 

A random person of questionable intelligence; dolt or moron.

Etymology: Derived from Spanish word Fulano, a generic proper noun roughly translated as "what's his name."

We would've made it out with the goods if Foolano here hadn't tripped the security system.

Foolano by tomte June 3, 2004

twoney 

A Canadian $2 coin. See also Looney.

Bridge toll; anyone got a twoney?

twoney by tomte May 19, 2004

swiped out

1) Demagnetized; the state of a credit or debit card which has been run through a card reader too many times.
2) Unable to access money in the bank due to the phenomenon of being swiped out (def. 1).

I gotta fill the tank, but my card's been swiped out.

swiped out by tomte May 19, 2004

kamikaze 

A fountain drink composed of multiple random shots of soda from a self-service soda fountain. Due to the inherently chaotic nature of the drink's creation, no two kamikaze drinks are ever the same. Also called a suicide, since you take your life in your own hands when you make this drink.

Etymology: Named after the Japanese suicide pilots of WWII.

I'm going to the 7-11 to get a kamikaze. Want to be my designated driver?

kamikaze by tomte May 19, 2004

kaching 

The sweet sound of cash. Usually associated with making (or spending) a windfall.

Etymology: from the sound an old-fashioned cash register makes when the cash drawer slides open.

I'm playing the ponies with my Social Security check. Kaching!

kaching by tomte May 19, 2004

his infernal majesty 

See Bill Gates.

I see His Infernal Majesty is releasing another patch for Windows.

his infernal majesty by tomte May 19, 2004

brouhaha 

Uproar, hubbub, general noise and confusion.

Aged butler: What's all this brouhaha?
Nick Danger: Brouhaha? Hahaha.
Aged butler: Hahahaha...
Nick Danger: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Aged butler: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*SLAM*
Nick Danger: Wait... wait a minute!

from the album "How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You're Not Anywhere At All" by The Firesign Theater

brouhaha by tomte May 19, 2004