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Similar to poontang but fat. If you wanna get some pontoone it means you want some fat pussy.

Derived from pontoone boats etc.
Big billy, Lets go to the trailer park and get us some good o'l pontoone.
by bobbt.cum March 14, 2003
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If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"
Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!
by bobbt.cum March 13, 2003
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Something you need to know to make planes that fly. If you do not know this, you cannot make planes that fly.
Shit dawg, I missed out on algebra - This plane dere, she won't fly.
by bobbt.cum March 4, 2003
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A system by which, a penis is delivered by a penis donor, to a thankful recipient. Accomplished by rapid torso movements and random acts of spearing and spooning. Finalized by a tremendous explosion of vitamin D.
The penis delivery system has been a widely accepted form of reproduction for hundreds of thousands of years.
by bobbt.cum March 13, 2003
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