31 definitions by bezel333

bonus fluid

Pouring some milk on ice cream in a bowl will, after you finish eating the ice cream, leave you with a wonderful bonus fluid.

I can't wait to enjoy the bonus fluid at the bottom of the bowl.

by bezel333 January 2, 2006

blomide

Someone who tries to be cool or hip but is not.

Hey blomide, stop trying to act like you own the place.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

Crizel factor

A boss who is controlling and always micro-managing.

I knew this is the way it would turn out, leave it to the crizel factor.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

Eeyore

To be very sad and depressed. To mope about and want people to feel sorry for you.

david is so eeyore today, what happened to him?

by bezel333 January 2, 2006

blew chum

To throw up on someone.

Oh man, it was so gross, he blew chum all over her skirt.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

crusty box

An older woman who is not attactive but thinks that she is.

I can not believe that fred thinks crusty box is fresh!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

crulex

That nasty light colored scum-like material that forms at the corners of one's mouth.

I so wanted to tell that guy to wipe the crulex off his friggin lips!

by bezel333 January 2, 2006