Sahara's definitions

the beast

A disgusting two-faced cow. She has a fake jaw and was given up for adoption by her obviously smart biological parents. She's a bitch and a half and always wears sweats. The Beast always talks smack and tries to make others look bad, but she just makes herself look worse.
She is shastalammagexcore and most definately not rellin.

Person: Where are all the birds and rats going? ...Oh god, The Beast is coming! RUN! EVERYBODY RUN!

by Sahara April 18, 2005

vaulted

When a secret or an important piece of information is confirmed safe with the person you have entrusted it with.

"Sarah, I want to tell you that I actually have a Spice Girls doll collection...and I brush their hair while listening to 'Wannabe'."

"Don't worry Stuart. It's totally vaulted."

by Sahara June 20, 2003

Suck the Big One

When something is worse than usual in its badness; when something is more unpleasant or annoying than usual.

John: "I just had a dream that I was a catholic choir boy."

Sare: "Man, that sucks the big one."

by Sahara October 4, 2003

MM

MM is the short form of Much Music, Canada's version of MTV. It plays more music than MTV, yet is somehow a lot more ghetto. Perhaps it is because they hire somebody off of the street every year as part of their Search?

Person 1: I was watching MM's Punk Show yesterday, and they played a fucking Emo band!
Person 2: Yeah, MM is ghetto.
Person 1: And pumo.
Person 1 and 2: SO NOT RELLIN!

by Sahara April 19, 2005

bomber

Something that is of great worth; something that is trendy or very pleasing to yourself.

"Stu, don't you think the Anahata chakra is totally bomber?"

"I will *not* dignify that."

by Sahara June 20, 2003

dorkette

The feminine term for a dork.

Stephanie is such a dorkette!

by Sahara April 9, 2005

shastalammagexcore

Of or like Shasta, having Shasta like qualities characterized by extreme lameness.
Being extremely lame.

Girl: Did you go the party on Friday?
Boy: Yeah, it was shastalammagexcore. I got kicked out by somebody who wasn't even the host.

Girl: That girl is so shastalammagexcore. Check out her nasty Aladdin sweatshirt!

by Sahara April 18, 2005