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WHEN ONE GOES TO A SORORITY AND BANGS A GAGGLE OF FRESHMAN THATS GETTIN OOBER POONAGE
I TORE IT UP LAST NITE AT THAT PARTY I SCORED MAJOR OOBER POONAGE BRA I THINK MY ROD NEEDS STITCHES
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 26, 2011
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THE WINNING MOVE IN A CAGE FIGHT ITS WHEN THEY ARE IN ONE OF THEIR SWEAT COVERED CRAPPLING MOVES ROLLING AROUND LIKE TWO QUERRS TRYING TO FIND A HOLE TO FUCK AND AT JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT ALMOST NINJA LIKE ONE OF THEM FARTS MAKING THEIR RIVAL PASS OUT DUE TO LACK OF OXYGEN THATS WHAT MIXED MARTIAL FARTS IS A TRUE SPORT FOR THE BRAIN DEAD
MAN DID YOU SEE THAT DOUBLE FIST AND THAT CHOKE THE CHICKEN MOVE HE USED FOLLOWED BY A HOT RECTAL BLAST TO THE FACE NOW THATS TRUE TALENT I LOVE WATCHN MIXED MARTIAL FARTS ITS A GAS
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 22, 2011
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My husband wouldnt eat me now with this new truffle hyman its like buffet 24 hours a day its absolutely orgasmic i love my new hymanoscopy
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011
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WHAT YOU DO IS STAND A HOT CHICK ON HER HEAD STRETCH HER SNATCH SUPER WIDE THEN POUR IN SOME FRUIT LOOPS THEN FILL IT FULL OF MILK AND WHILE SHE BLOWS YOU YOU EAT THE CEREAL WITH A SPOON THATS A NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL BABY
MAN SHES SO FUCKN HOT I WANT TO GIVE HER A NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL!
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 2, 2011
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PEPPERBRONI IS THE SMELL OF A FRESHLY SHOWERED BROTHA NO MATTER HOW MUCH SOAP OR COLOGNE THEY USE YOU CANT WASH THAT FAINT PEPPERONI ODOR THEY ALL EMMIT AND DATS THA SMELL OF PEPPERBRONI
MAN YOU SMELL DAT ITS LIKE A FKN PIZZARIA IN HERE WITH A HINT OF TANDORI YOUR RIGHT I SMELL IT TO ITS PEPPERBRONI
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 17, 2011
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TO PIMP SLAP A HOE BYE FALLING FORWARD LIKE A TREE THAT JUST GOT HIT BY LIGHTNING THEN EXTENDING ONES ARM IN THE OPPISITE DIRECTION THEN USING THE MOMENTUM YOU JAPSLAP THE SKIN OFF THAT BITCHES FACE FOR NOT PAYING UP WHAT HER TRICK ASS OWES YOU DATS THE FALLING PIMP TREE!
TRIK BETTER HAVE MY COINS OR ELSE SHE GONE GETS THE FALLING PIMP TREE
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 27, 2011
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GHETTO EXSPRESS IS YOUR FOOD STAMP CARD ITS A FLASHY NAME INSTEAD OF MY FOOD STAMP DEBIT CARD
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 25, 2011
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