Definitions by Richard Nixon
Eli
A sweet and lovable guy who will never break your heart. He has a big dick, a great personality, and always a shoulder to cry on.
“I have a boyfriend named Eli”
Eli by Richard Nixon July 18, 2019
The House of Horrible Posts
The House of Horrible Posts by Richard Nixon October 9, 2004
Dead Witness
Dead Witness by Richard Nixon January 20, 2004
Sir Lefty
The left testicle.
The nut that is always being sat upon, smacked or otherwise abused (usually for attention).
The nut that is always being sat upon, smacked or otherwise abused (usually for attention).
Sir Lefty by Richard Nixon April 24, 2003