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Daft cunt, idiot, Some one who's always fuckin' up getting things wrong or mixed up. This person will often be funny and most probibly liked - one of the lads.
He's a proper 'Mop Bucket' when he's pissed. or , for example, when somebody spills the last of the ale will often be followed by "What a fuckin' mop bucket!"
by Klausey September 14, 2009
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(Gaynor - Graynor).
She doesn't have to be ugly to be a Graynor !
(Gaynor - Graynor).
She doesn't have to be ugly to be a Graynor !
"Have you seen Bob's new bird ? She's a propper Graynor!"
"There goes Bob with their Graynor"
"Graynor."
"There goes Bob with their Graynor"
"Graynor."
by Klausey September 14, 2009
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"By eke luv, thee cud 'fritner' police orse"
("goodness gracious me madam, you could frighten a police horse")
"By eke luv, thee cud 'fritner' police orse"
("goodness gracious me madam, you could frighten a police horse")
by Klausey September 14, 2009
Get the fritner mug.An ugly person (male/female), a dog but worse! A dog who only gets fed on tripe.
A good for nothing person, A Tripe hound.
A good for nothing person, A Tripe hound.
"Fuck off you little Tripe Hound!"
"I wouldn't like to wake up with your mam, she's a right Tripe Hound!"
"Who's ugly? You want to go and look in't mirror you fuckin' Tripe Hound"
"I wouldn't like to wake up with your mam, she's a right Tripe Hound!"
"Who's ugly? You want to go and look in't mirror you fuckin' Tripe Hound"
by Klausey September 14, 2009
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"A Bobby Bullshitter"
"A proper Bobby"
"A Bobby Bullshitter"
"A proper Bobby"
"Ey up here's Bobby Bullshitter"
EXAMPLE 1:- "My dad paddled to the Antarctic in his dingy last week and killed a killer whale with his pen knife"
EXAMPLE 2:- "I pulled a wheely last night on my bike and the front wheel fell off, i ended up riding round on one wheel for two hours and at one point i was going so fast the police tried to pull me over for speeding but i couldn't stop because i only had one wheel. I only stopped when i rode into the lake where i found my front wheel at the bottom!"
EXAMPLE 3:- "what have you had for your tea Bobby?" "My mam's just made me a lovely steak dinner with onion rings chips and creamy pepper sauce" - When it's quite evident he's had beans on toast due to there being beans all down his front !
"What a Bobby Bullshitter"
EXAMPLE 1:- "My dad paddled to the Antarctic in his dingy last week and killed a killer whale with his pen knife"
EXAMPLE 2:- "I pulled a wheely last night on my bike and the front wheel fell off, i ended up riding round on one wheel for two hours and at one point i was going so fast the police tried to pull me over for speeding but i couldn't stop because i only had one wheel. I only stopped when i rode into the lake where i found my front wheel at the bottom!"
EXAMPLE 3:- "what have you had for your tea Bobby?" "My mam's just made me a lovely steak dinner with onion rings chips and creamy pepper sauce" - When it's quite evident he's had beans on toast due to there being beans all down his front !
"What a Bobby Bullshitter"
by Klausey September 15, 2009
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Man 2 "Yeh but av you seen her face, she could 'fritner police 'orse!"
Man 2 "Yeh but av you seen her face, she could 'fritner police 'orse!"
by Klausey September 15, 2009
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