Definitions by Klausey

fritner police 'orse 

To be so ugly that you could 'frighten a police horse'.

Man 1 "Look at the top bollacks on that!"
Man 2 "Yeh but av you seen her face, she could 'fritner police 'orse!"

fritner police 'orse by Klausey September 15, 2009

pole vault 

To fall over naked when you have an erection and land on your dick !

"I fell over this morning and did a fuckin' pole vault!"

pole vault by Klausey September 15, 2009

misery guts 

A miserable person. Someone who never smiles or has fun, usually an old person.

"Here he is, the fuckin' old misery guts!"

misery guts by Klausey September 15, 2009

eyezigher

When a person has one eye higher than the other.
"When one 'eyezigher' than the other"

"Ayup ere's 'eyezigher"

eyezigher by Klausey September 15, 2009

dee doo dow don't dee dow 

All that can be heard when two or more scousers (Liverpulians) are talking.

"They do though, don't they though ?" (English)
"Dee doo dow dont dee dow ?" (Scouse)

EXAMPLE 1
Scouser 1 "Dee doo dow don't dee dow?"
Scouser 2 "Dee doo dee doo"

EXAMPLE 2 - Two scousers arguing.
Scouser 1 "dee don't doo dee?"
Scouser 2 "dee doo dee doo"
Scouser 1 "dee don't"
Scouser 1 "dee dooo"
Scouser 1 "deee dont"
Scouser 1 "deeee dooooo"
Scouser 1 "deeeeee dont"
Scouser 1 "deeeeeeee doooooooo"
(This could go on forever, but you get my drift)

dee doo dow don't dee dow by Klausey September 15, 2009

Glass back

Some one who is lazy, won't bend over.

Worker 1 "He's a lazy fucker, he's not done a tap all day"

Worker 2 "He's scared his back will smash the glass back twat"

Glass back by Klausey September 15, 2009

Bobby Bullshitter 

Someone who is constantly telling lies. A person who fabricates the most over the top and totally unbelievable stories.
"A Bobby Bullshitter"
"A proper Bobby"

"Ey up here's Bobby Bullshitter"
EXAMPLE 1:- "My dad paddled to the Antarctic in his dingy last week and killed a killer whale with his pen knife"

EXAMPLE 2:- "I pulled a wheely last night on my bike and the front wheel fell off, i ended up riding round on one wheel for two hours and at one point i was going so fast the police tried to pull me over for speeding but i couldn't stop because i only had one wheel. I only stopped when i rode into the lake where i found my front wheel at the bottom!"

EXAMPLE 3:- "what have you had for your tea Bobby?" "My mam's just made me a lovely steak dinner with onion rings chips and creamy pepper sauce" - When it's quite evident he's had beans on toast due to there being beans all down his front !

"What a Bobby Bullshitter"

Bobby Bullshitter by Klausey September 15, 2009