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Definitions by Klausey

fritner police 'orse 

To be so ugly that you could 'frighten a police horse'.
Man 1 "Look at the top bollacks on that!"
Man 2 "Yeh but av you seen her face, she could 'fritner police 'orse!"
fritner police 'orse by Klausey September 15, 2009

pole vault 

To fall over naked when you have an erection and land on your dick !
"I fell over this morning and did a fuckin' pole vault!"
pole vault by Klausey September 15, 2009

misery guts 

A miserable person. Someone who never smiles or has fun, usually an old person.
"Here he is, the fuckin' old misery guts!"
misery guts by Klausey September 15, 2009
When a person has one eye higher than the other.
"When one 'eyezigher' than the other"
"Ayup ere's 'eyezigher"
eyezigher by Klausey September 15, 2009

dee doo dow don't dee dow 

All that can be heard when two or more scousers (Liverpulians) are talking.

"They do though, don't they though ?" (English)
"Dee doo dow dont dee dow ?" (Scouse)
EXAMPLE 1
Scouser 1 "Dee doo dow don't dee dow?"
Scouser 2 "Dee doo dee doo"

EXAMPLE 2 - Two scousers arguing.
Scouser 1 "dee don't doo dee?"
Scouser 2 "dee doo dee doo"
Scouser 1 "dee don't"
Scouser 1 "dee dooo"
Scouser 1 "deee dont"
Scouser 1 "deeee dooooo"
Scouser 1 "deeeeee dont"
Scouser 1 "deeeeeeee doooooooo"
(This could go on forever, but you get my drift)
dee doo dow don't dee dow by Klausey September 15, 2009

Glass back

Some one who is lazy, won't bend over.
Worker 1 "He's a lazy fucker, he's not done a tap all day"

Worker 2 "He's scared his back will smash the glass back twat"
Glass back by Klausey September 15, 2009
someone who drinks alcohol all the time.

A proper piss head !
My old man's a proper 'ale can'!.
ale can by Klausey September 15, 2009