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Graynor.

An old bird, A bird that's too old for for her feller/man.
(Gaynor - Graynor).

She doesn't have to be ugly to be a Graynor !
"Have you seen Bob's new bird ? She's a propper Graynor!"
"There goes Bob with their Graynor"
"Graynor."
by Klausey September 14, 2009
mugGet the Graynor.mug.

bag of yeast

Meaning - beast - which does not mean good or awsome it means a child molesting monster, a paedophile.
"A fuckin' dirty little bag of yeast"
"Fuck him, he's just a bag of yeast"
by Klausey September 15, 2009
mugGet the bag of yeastmug.

Tripe Hound

An ugly person (male/female), a dog but worse! A dog who only gets fed on tripe.

A good for nothing person, A Tripe hound.
"Fuck off you little Tripe Hound!"
"I wouldn't like to wake up with your mam, she's a right Tripe Hound!"
"Who's ugly? You want to go and look in't mirror you fuckin' Tripe Hound"
by Klausey September 14, 2009
mugGet the Tripe Houndmug.

Bobby Bullshitter

Someone who is constantly telling lies. A person who fabricates the most over the top and totally unbelievable stories.
"A Bobby Bullshitter"
"A proper Bobby"
"Ey up here's Bobby Bullshitter"
EXAMPLE 1:- "My dad paddled to the Antarctic in his dingy last week and killed a killer whale with his pen knife"

EXAMPLE 2:- "I pulled a wheely last night on my bike and the front wheel fell off, i ended up riding round on one wheel for two hours and at one point i was going so fast the police tried to pull me over for speeding but i couldn't stop because i only had one wheel. I only stopped when i rode into the lake where i found my front wheel at the bottom!"

EXAMPLE 3:- "what have you had for your tea Bobby?" "My mam's just made me a lovely steak dinner with onion rings chips and creamy pepper sauce" - When it's quite evident he's had beans on toast due to there being beans all down his front !

"What a Bobby Bullshitter"
by Klausey September 15, 2009
mugGet the Bobby Bullshittermug.

pole vault

To fall over naked when you have an erection and land on your dick !
"I fell over this morning and did a fuckin' pole vault!"
by Klausey September 15, 2009
mugGet the pole vaultmug.

Mop bucket

Daft cunt, idiot, Some one who's always fuckin' up getting things wrong or mixed up. This person will often be funny and most probibly liked - one of the lads.
He's a proper 'Mop Bucket' when he's pissed. or , for example, when somebody spills the last of the ale will often be followed by "What a fuckin' mop bucket!"
by Klausey September 14, 2009
mugGet the Mop bucketmug.

Glass back

Worker 1 "He's a lazy fucker, he's not done a tap all day"

Worker 2 "He's scared his back will smash the glass back twat"
by Klausey September 15, 2009
mugGet the Glass backmug.

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