Man 1 "Look at the top bollacks on that!"
Man 2 "Yeh but av you seen her face, she could 'fritner police 'orse!"
Man 2 "Yeh but av you seen her face, she could 'fritner police 'orse!"
by Klausey September 15, 2009
Worker 1 "He's a lazy fucker, he's not done a tap all day"
Worker 2 "He's scared his back will smash the glass back twat"
Worker 2 "He's scared his back will smash the glass back twat"
by Klausey September 15, 2009
"Have you seen Tommy's new bird? she's a real life fritner!"
"By eke luv, thee cud 'fritner' police orse"
("goodness gracious me madam, you could frighten a police horse")
"By eke luv, thee cud 'fritner' police orse"
("goodness gracious me madam, you could frighten a police horse")
by Klausey September 14, 2009
A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.
EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")
EXAMPLE 2
Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")
EXAMPLE 2
Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
by Klausey September 15, 2009
by Klausey September 15, 2009
The result of last nights ale consumption, where the persons breath stinks of ale. Usually at work the next morning and hidden from the boss.
"Fuck me Bri i'd get that 'keg breath' sorted before the gaffer smells it !"
"This fuckin' van stink of your fuckin' keg breath!"
"This fuckin' van stink of your fuckin' keg breath!"
by Klausey September 15, 2009