Jason's definitions

mouse arrest

Getting grounded from the family computer.

"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio

by Jason September 8, 2004

opus

The act of inserting one's mule into the a person's kidney dialysis porthole with the intention of ejaculating into that orifice. Difficulty level: 10.

What's up son? I just bust my nut in dat bitch's opus, yo.

by Jason February 13, 2005

take her down

you would like to have a sexual relation with a female.

hey bitch, my nigga said he'll take you down.

by jason November 24, 2003

squee

A squeegee without a handle.

Hand me that squee so I can wipe this beer up off the gameboy.

by jason March 24, 2005

Man Parts

The male reproductive organs.

Matt Lee likes to put his man parts in oscars anal.

by Jason February 10, 2003

felcher

Someone who butt fucks a man or animal, and licks off the remnents.

When Richard Sagneri was finished butt fucking the male goat, he then proceded to lick off the remaining cum and shit pieces.

by Jason March 26, 2005

jase

mullet in training

I don't remember that, must have been drinking. (points at hair)

by jason April 13, 2004