Jason's definitions
by Jason November 10, 2003
Get the Pitch a Ducemug. When someone is really really fat and their ass sticks out and it looks like a shelf. You can put pictures, lamps, or even write a paper on it.
by Jason February 20, 2005
Get the shelfassmug. (Noun)One who commonly talks to figments of his or her imagintation and demands that they exist even though those fictitious characters do not.
Granny walked in on Michael while he was masturbating and asked who he was talking to and Mike stated that it was a 2000 year-old mechanical dog named Harvey Dog along with Sugar Crisp Cereal Spokesbear Sugar Bear. Because Mike was a wassel and had no true grasp of logic he insisted that the dog and bear were actually there watching him holding towels even though they were not.
by Jason February 24, 2004
Get the Wasselmug. by Jason May 24, 2003
Get the meat wagonmug. The awesome crevice right outside of a girls anus. Caused when the pants are really wedged up there....
by Jason December 28, 2004
Get the anal cavitymug. by jason May 13, 2005
Get the donkey dickmug. n. A famous movie character from a trilogy by Strongbad, starring Coach Z as Ronaldo, Bubs as the evil villain, and Strongbad as Dangeresque.
a. "I won't let you die Dangeresque!"
"Don't worry, dying's not on the menu!"
b. Dangeresque: "But the elevator in this building is broken, so I guess I'll have to jump!"
"Don't worry, dying's not on the menu!"
b. Dangeresque: "But the elevator in this building is broken, so I guess I'll have to jump!"
by Jason November 10, 2003
Get the Dangeresquemug.