Jason's definitions

horse cack

1.) A mammoth, unwieldly cackis, capabable of extreme devestation.

2.) 10112" cock.

1.) Somebody put horse cack on Larry's mirror.

2.) That horse cack would split that ho in half.

by Jason November 15, 2004

pop punk

An oxymoron, said to be non-existant by "hardcore punks." A easier to handle version of the genre punk.

MxPx, Starstruck, Avert 13, Fall Out Boy.

by Jason July 13, 2003

Lemmiwinks

(noun) Name of the gerbil on South Park that was stuck in Mr. Slave's ass and proceeded on a great adventure to find freedom through the esophogus. Later named the gerbil king.

A gerbil.

by Jason December 6, 2003

68

A sexual(often oral) favor performed by someone without receiving the favor in return.

69

Man: "Hey baby, how about we 69?"

Woman: "How about we 68?"

Man:"?"

Woman: "That's where you do me and I owe ya one."

by jason December 6, 2004

walls

Your future world ruler... of video games

There's no example good enough for him

by jason July 27, 2003

Girls

Rumored to be real; urban myth.

Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.

by Jason October 5, 2005

second wind

1.) when you're jogging, about to fall over dead, but you suddenly feel better
2.) when your ripping a fart, you think you're done, but you're not... more comes out

1.) i was jogging, about to die, but found my second wind
2.) man.. i ripped some huge ass.. thought i was done.. but then came another little squeeker

by Jason November 5, 2003