Jason's definitions

ride the snake

The act of shooting heroine

He's been riding the snake for about five years now.

by Jason February 5, 2005

iron

A gat, peice, heat, or any kind of handgun.

You better watch how you step or you'll get this iron to your mind.

by Jason April 13, 2004

lanner

An individual who spends an excessive amount of time on the computer, also known as a geek. This individual has no life, likes animated porn such as hentai, and has a culture on worshipping a computer. This lifeform loves to attend "parties" also known as LAN parties where geeks get together to brag about their computer specs, handdrawn girlfriends and their 1337 (elite) skills in computer games. A lanner is also a forum whore who acts like a big man from behind his comp and argues on the internet; also acts like an "e-thug."

Lanners like to beat off to handdrawn "porn."

by Jason November 20, 2003

s.o.f.a.

Sweater Over Fat Ass; when a fine girl ties a sweater around her waste to cover up her fat ass.

That girl is off the hook, but careful of that sofa!

by Jason July 4, 2003

Fetus

a kid who has an abnormally large head in comparison to the rest of his body. these individuals tends to be obsessed with seinfield and is rather annoying to talk to.

Hey, look its Fetus sitting with those guys.

by jason April 2, 2005

Flatline

Metal band based out of Los Angeles. Usually associated with leather clad women drinking beer and being generally slutty, kick ass chicks.

Wow, man!! We went to that Flatline show at The Whisky, and they kicked ass! I also got to go home with a hottie in a Flaline T-shirt..

by Jason January 28, 2005

big bubba

The big fat asshole in jail who assfucks every guy

Haha, Big Bubba fucked your asshole good... made it bleeeeeeeeeeeed!

by Jason December 27, 2003