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Pitch a Duce

Dude where is the bathroom? I've gotta pitch a duce.
by Jason November 10, 2003
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shelfass

When someone is really really fat and their ass sticks out and it looks like a shelf. You can put pictures, lamps, or even write a paper on it.
Fat big assed people, usually woman
by Jason February 20, 2005
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Wassel

(Noun)One who commonly talks to figments of his or her imagintation and demands that they exist even though those fictitious characters do not.
Granny walked in on Michael while he was masturbating and asked who he was talking to and Mike stated that it was a 2000 year-old mechanical dog named Harvey Dog along with Sugar Crisp Cereal Spokesbear Sugar Bear. Because Mike was a wassel and had no true grasp of logic he insisted that the dog and bear were actually there watching him holding towels even though they were not.
by Jason February 24, 2004
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meat wagon

Police van, vehicle to carry alot of police.
"Shit, theres a meat wagon round the corner!"
by Jason May 24, 2003
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anal cavity

The awesome crevice right outside of a girls anus. Caused when the pants are really wedged up there....
"wow her pants were up there pretty far, I could see her anal cavity as well as her camel toe"
by Jason December 28, 2004
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donkey dick

smirnoff or mikes hard lemonade in the 24oz. bottles
damn girl what are you drinking, a donkey dick
by jason May 13, 2005
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Dangeresque

n. A famous movie character from a trilogy by Strongbad, starring Coach Z as Ronaldo, Bubs as the evil villain, and Strongbad as Dangeresque.
a. "I won't let you die Dangeresque!"
"Don't worry, dying's not on the menu!"

b. Dangeresque: "But the elevator in this building is broken, so I guess I'll have to jump!"
by Jason November 10, 2003
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