Jason's definitions

Glichelle

gli gli gli gli gli gli gli
INTJ and loves to call people dorkus.

glichelle said dorkus, she's a dorkus

by Jason July 27, 2004

GP

1. Abv. A General Practiciton.
2. Abv. Graheme Park - A badass area in Londons bourough of Barnet.

1. "Francescas, goto the GP and get your HIV test done."

2. "The whole of GP is after us!"

by Jason May 24, 2003

Shempo

A wise man that is 1337 beyond his years.

The guy is a total shempo.

by Jason July 29, 2003

dunka

to take a shit. to use the bathroom.

Hey I'm going to take a dunka.

by Jason April 6, 2005

blows ass

sucks; not fun; boring

Doing math homework blows ass.
When AOL is going slow it tends to blow ass.

by Jason March 7, 2004

muffitis

1) Contagious vaginal irritability
2) When males act like wimpy females

1) Mom, I need you to call me off of school. I seem to have a severe case of muffitis...it's spreading like rapid fire and I don't want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.

by Jason March 27, 2005

Wazza

A fucked-up whiny little bitch. Usually will attach itself to a group of people and refuse to let go

Fuck off wazza, you aren't welcome here.

by Jason February 1, 2005