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Heidi

Im going to the beach with Heidi on the 27th.
by Jason June 19, 2003
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zoebel

The conscious abstention from masturbation in an effort to make future acts of sex more intense and pleasurable. Can be used as adjective or a verb.
I can't play basketball today because I have to beat off. I've been zoebelling for 3 days so it's going to be good!
by Jason June 28, 2004
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Covenant of the Keys

when a neighbor is entrusted with a set of keys in case one gets locked out of their apartment. The covenant provides the following ;
1) thou shalt not use the keys to obtain food from thy neighbors' refrigerator
2) thou shalt not use thy neighbors' bathroom unless first asking permission (even if yours is broken)
3) thou definitely shalt not be in thy neighbors' apartment when said neighbor is bringing home a date
4) if thy covenant is broken, then the offending party must pack up his/her belongings and move to California where he/she will probably end up being accused of murder (see The Ten Commandments )
by Jason June 30, 2004
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Bobum

Gorb the bum eats all day. While Hob cooks the food and eats it all day.
by Jason April 27, 2003
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handy

handy means when someone is acting handicaped
zach you are so HANDY
by Jason March 12, 2005
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geasel

A person who devours dingleberries.
Jason totally geaseled out that girl's ass.
by Jason February 18, 2005
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a wats sama call it

what you saw then u forget the name of something
by jason November 15, 2006
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