Jason's definitions

dunka

to take a shit. to use the bathroom.

Hey I'm going to take a dunka.

by Jason April 6, 2005

cosh

A baton, often used by Police, that extends out when flicked.

"Fuck, that feds got a cosh, don't mess man."

by Jason May 23, 2003

braille

Braille as most know is the writting system for blind people. It is made up of small bumps.

Braille also describes the nipples when they are errect, under a shirt. Cause it's cold, or the girl is horny. Usualy used to aleret a buddy to someone near.

"Yo, that chick has mad braille."

by Jason August 3, 2004

GP

1. Abv. A General Practiciton.
2. Abv. Graheme Park - A badass area in Londons bourough of Barnet.

1. "Francescas, goto the GP and get your HIV test done."

2. "The whole of GP is after us!"

by Jason May 24, 2003

Shempo

A wise man that is 1337 beyond his years.

The guy is a total shempo.

by Jason July 29, 2003

pussy make looser

a dildo like toy that is designed to make the tightest of all pussies and anus to become loose. It is inserted into the vagina or anus and is pumped full of air. It expands very fast and stretches the pussy or anus to an unfathomable looseness. Enjoy!

This pussy make looser made my pussy real loose!

by Jason March 25, 2003

Swiggle

Retarded term for "mess up" or "fuck beyond all recognition"

Generally comes up when you and your friends are totally smashed and playing some random not-particularly-boring game of some sort on your respective system of choice.

"Holy shit Kenny, that guy swiggled my figgle!!"

"uhh...what the hell did you just say?"

"Swiggle you."

by Jason December 1, 2003