IrishDaddy2U's definitions

cushy

1. "Cushy" is a word my brother made up when we were kids, and now it is in the dictionary and on here. AMAZING! To him it referred to the soft and comfortable cushions on our new couch.

1. He said: Man! This sure is cushy! He was referring to the new ultra-comfortable couch that we just got.

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010

twisttie

1. A "twist-tie", "twisttie" "twistie" pronounced either "twist tee" ,or "twist tie" is a short version of the words "twist tie", which is a piece of wire wrapped in paper (back in the good ole days) or on plastic. It is used after you twist a loaf of bread in the plastic wrapper - the twisttie is bent around the part where you spun the bread bag and where the bag is all twisted together in a tight "twist". Twistties (plural of twisttie) come in many colors, lengths, and widths.

2. Another fun use for this word, and it's derivatives is to use them in tongue twisters (pun intended). Hehehehe!

1. He took the twisttie and tied up the bread bag with it so that it wouldn't come undone; this kept the bread fresh for us.

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010

DUMDUM

1. A dumdum is a stupid person, as described above.

2. A dumdum is also an OLD name brand of a sucker in America.

1. That guy sure is a dumdum. *eyeroll*

2. My favorite kind of sucker is a dumdum.

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010

Text-o-motive

1. A "Texto-motive" is what a "Chain texter" drives to and from here and there. They THINK it is just another mobile device to be used to get a signal for texting. It is really a car, a truck, an SUV, a Semi, a Humvee, whatever... But they are so much of a text addict that they think of it as only another place to text.

2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.

1. Man! If you paid as much attention to your driving as you do to your darn phone, your points wouldnt cost you so much per car insurance payment, b/c you wouldnt have so many accidents - you "Text addict'!

2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!

by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010

wittchu

1. "Wittchu" is shorter slang for "with you." It is pronounced "witt-chu" sounds kind of like "witch-you" but it has nothing to do with a witch, halloween or anything else like that as far as the word's slang definition.

1. I was wonderen wassup wittchu today man!

Which in other words means...

I was wondering what's up with you today, man! or

I was wondering what your problem is today. or

I was wondering what you are doing today. or

"Ebonically" (in Ebonics)

(*Hint Hint*) >>>> Can I hang out with ya today?

Inferring that: (I aint got anything else goin' on man, so maybe I can chillax with you.)

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010

chirped the tires

1. When a person is has chirped the tires; it simply means that they put enough foot down on the gas pedal to make the tires chirp. It's not like they are smoking their tires; they just hit the gas enough to get a "chirp" sound from the rubber of the tire as the tire turns fast against the road.

1. I could not believe it! I was out with Grandma and she was driving and Grandpa and I were riding; and then GRANDMA chirped the tires when she took off! She was sick of the guy next to us cutting in and out of traffic so she chirped off and beat him to the next intersection before he could cut in front of her again. I was cracken up!

by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010

bovine

1. It literally means "like a cow."

1. He smiled and said that she was simply bovine, and she was so dense that she thought it was a compliment! LOL! Can you believe that?

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010