12 definitions by Dandi

The way every illiterate person I ever met spells "dining".
To Awl inturestid Horspital staf:
Ther will b a meating inthe nursing home 1 dinning room at 0900 to heer a leckchur on the hazzurds of consuming lead-baist paint chips durin childhud.
by Dandi December 20, 2003
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Navy slang for a National Defense Ribbon.
Everyone who serves during wartime gets a gedunk ribbon, whether they saw combat or not.
by Dandi May 28, 2006
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Ten lbs. of shit in a five-lb. bag. A disparaging term for someone who is basically full of shit.
Did you see that blivitt Howard Dean making the rounds on the Sunday talk shows this week?
by Dandi December 20, 2003
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A stank ho's patch of pubic hair. Referring to the probable existence of "crabs" or pubic lice (Pthirus pubis) residing therein.
Man, I was rollin' in that bitch's crab grass last week and got eat-up with those little fuckers.
by Dandi December 20, 2003
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When in a sitting position, leaning forward slightly after farting to catch a whiff of your flatulence. Because after all, one's own farts actually smell pretty good, don't they? Must be done slightly and imperceptibly when around company, lest you give away the fact that you are both the "smeller" and the "feller".
"Oh man, who cut the cheese?"

"Must've been Bob. I saw him doing that stankster lean."
by Dandi June 14, 2006
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To give oral to soemone.
I got that whore to crawl last night, and man it felt good.
by Dandi November 3, 2004
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Her grommet was so tight, took me two tubes of K-Y and a shoehorn to get in.
by Dandi December 20, 2003
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