8 definitions by Chode Master God
i gave her so many mexican avalanches i had no more cum, so i gave her a mexican river. That slut didn't even realize!
by Chode Master God November 25, 2004
similar to a mexican avalanche, except that instead of throwing your woman down a flight of stairs you throw her off a balcony
by Chode Master God November 18, 2004
Same as mexican avalanche, but instead throwing your bitch down a flight of stairs you throw her down an escalator going up. Note: due to the fact shes falling down an UP escalator, she may never come back
we were really horny, and in the mall, so i decided to give my bitch an american avlanche. fuck that slut, she never got off the fucking thing
by Chode Master God November 25, 2004
When somebody (male or female, usually a male) defecates on their partners chest, usually in an act of sexual pleasure.
A popular follow-up is then giving a chili dog
A popular follow-up is then giving a chili dog
Gregg and Tanya were looking to expand their sexual boundaries. A skatjob was just what they needed to put a spark back into their relationship.
by Chode Master God October 10, 2005
by Chode Master God November 16, 2004
A type of bread popularized by the famous children's story Le Petit Prince (The Little Prince).
To make Monkey Bread:
1. Take a shit. Must be pretty large - try to maintain a 6 inch minimum
2. Place the feces on an appropriately sized baking pan
3. Rip out your pubes.
4. Sprinkle said pubic hair on the feces
5. Bake for 45 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit
6. Congratulations! You've successfully made monkey bread. Enjoy!
To make Monkey Bread:
1. Take a shit. Must be pretty large - try to maintain a 6 inch minimum
2. Place the feces on an appropriately sized baking pan
3. Rip out your pubes.
4. Sprinkle said pubic hair on the feces
5. Bake for 45 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit
6. Congratulations! You've successfully made monkey bread. Enjoy!
I made Cockman a batch of Monkey Bread for his birthday; he liked it more than the PS3 his parents bought him.
Mark, do you think you could bring in a batch of Monkey Bread for the French party tomorrow?
Mark, do you think you could bring in a batch of Monkey Bread for the French party tomorrow?
by Chode Master God September 23, 2007
those guys in the back that have what may be the hardest job but get little/no recognition along with the bassist while the guitarists and lead singers take all the credit
1) Drummers are People too
2) Buddy Rich, Tre Cool, and Tommy Aldridge should rule that world
3) Dude1: Who the fuck is the drummer for that band
Dude2: Who fucking cares
2) Buddy Rich, Tre Cool, and Tommy Aldridge should rule that world
3) Dude1: Who the fuck is the drummer for that band
Dude2: Who fucking cares
by Chode Master God November 23, 2004