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Brotaliation

A man's Bros backing him up when someone has harmed him (usually some bitch-ass bitch). A combination of the words "bro" and "retaliate" (if you couldn't figure that out on your own)
Dude, Jack's girl just dumped him brutally" "I never liked that bitch. It's time for some brotaliation!
by Brobacca May 17, 2011
mugGet the Brotaliationmug.

Thanks, Bungie

A sarcastic comment used when playing Halo, usually when something really ridiculous happens in the game that pisses you off.
Wow, he didn't take any damage from that 'nade? Thanks, Bungie :P
by Brobacca June 4, 2011
mugGet the Thanks, Bungiemug.

Nade whoring

A term used on Halo multiplayer: the act of spamming grenades to get kills, usually used by n00bs when they cannot land a shot
Halo veteran- These kids can't beat my BR so now they're just nade whoring the lift
by Brobacca June 9, 2011
mugGet the Nade whoringmug.

Drug Portfolio

The list of drugs one has done in his/her lifetime, usually recorded over the course of several years
I still want to add DMT to my drug portfolio
by Brobacca June 9, 2011
mugGet the Drug Portfoliomug.

Too white

1. An excuse used primarily by white males when asked to do something unappealing.

2. A term used to describe someone who has no rhythm, coordination, and/or has ever used the infamous "think of the children" in a debate.
Aren't you a little too white for that?
by Brobacca June 9, 2011
mugGet the Too whitemug.

Cactus Bat

A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle
Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass
by Brobacca June 9, 2011
mugGet the Cactus Batmug.

Schlort

We all laughed our asses off when he whipped out his tiny little schlort!
by Brobacca May 17, 2011
mugGet the Schlortmug.

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