Brobacca's definitions

Bropium

Weed. Who needs opiates?

Let's go smoke some Bropium!

by Brobacca May 28, 2011

Cactus Bat

A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle

Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

Crotch Tent

noun - the effect a hard-on has in loose pants; A tent shaped protrusion held up by one's member. These usually occur at the most inappropriate times possible

I can't believe i pitched a crotch tent during his mom's funeral!" "Yeah dude, that's why i always wear a cup when i'm in slacks

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

Too white

1. An excuse used primarily by white males when asked to do something unappealing.

2. A term used to describe someone who has no rhythm, coordination, and/or has ever used the infamous "think of the children" in a debate.

Aren't you a little too white for that?

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

Drug Portfolio

The list of drugs one has done in his/her lifetime, usually recorded over the course of several years

I still want to add DMT to my drug portfolio

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

Halo Reached

The term used to describe the act of punching a player twice in Halo to kill them (no bullets fired). The term was coined when the Halo: Reach Beta was released.

No fair! I hit him in the body with the sniper but he just Halo Reached me!

by Brobacca May 17, 2011

Rainbow Raid

Any organized hate crime against the gay/homosexual community

Want to party at my place tonight?" "Nah, i already have a rainbow raid planned. We're armed to the teeth with eggs and flaming bags of poo""Fuck the party, i'm with you guys

by Brobacca May 17, 2011