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Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for yarn

Code word for 'Kinky', Used in Awkward situations or as a cover up for when you think something is Kinky.
"She rode me like a horse"
"KNITTING!"
by Gdoig November 25, 2011
Noun. Breasts so pendulous and saggy that they could be knees.
Michael's mom was fine when she was young, but now she's got a pair of knits.
by Jojo Lemon May 08, 2005
something slut buckets do to pass their miserable, pointless hours. a time-consuming, life-wasting endeavor. often passed off as a "creative" activity. boring, stupid, kill yourself right now. (i'm kidding)
1. No, I'm sorry, I can't go to the Bob Dylan concert with you because I've gotta stay home and crochet. I'm way behind.

2. Dude, where's my crochet hook?

3. Get yo' bitch ass off da phone and back to crochetin'!

4. Oh my God, I didn't know Michael Stipe was gay. I'm gonna go home and crochet.

5. My grandmother sits outside the Cracker Barrel and crochets and yells at kids and she hates them because they're young and she remembers when she was young and how much more interesting her life was back then.

by M. Stewart March 24, 2003
Helps you poop when you're constipated.
"I ate the skin off a potato because it has fiber and I'm constipated"
by Awan Awfuqya June 21, 2006
Used by people from Liverpool to describe people from outside the city, though specifically those from areas in close proximity such as the Wirral, St. Helens and parts of Cheshire and Lancashire. People from these areas with similar accents may pretend or act as if they are true Liverpudlians/Scousers.
He likes to pretend he's from Toccy but he's from Chester/St.Helens/Birkenhead the fucking wool!
by realife1989 May 02, 2011
long island expressway
people fuck on the sevice roads nigga!
welcome to my cockle
by James Thurmus July 15, 2003
a short account of a particular incident or event of an interesting or amusing nature.

To hear an anecdote in your dream, signifies that you will be surrounded by joyous and pleasure-seeking people.
He told us an anecdote of politicians he had once knew.
by btr'spnk January 03, 2008
A blatant lie, a fragrant untruth, an obvious falicy.

Or, the excriment of cattle.
"I smell something...
Is it dog? No...
Is it horse? No...
I know. Its BULLSHIT!"

Poorly quoted "Only fools and horses"

Well, the concept is right.
by pal_sch July 30, 2004
Really just another way of saying you are going to do absolutely nothing for the next three hours besides gossiping and eating some chocolate scones with some righteous chocolate macadamia nut tea.
In a year of going to the crochet group there were maybe three minutes of crocheting between talking about the sociopathic raging cuntrag/supermoms who claimed they were friends while scarfing scones, cookies, truffles and drinking an entire pot of chocolate macadamia nut tea.

Good times!

Person 1:"What did you work on at crocheting group???"
Person 2:"A desert plate!"
by OneWithTheTea August 06, 2009
1. As in "moustache". 2. secret collection such as drugs, pornography, etc.
Oh shit, my mom found my stash!
by Pac and Biggy live February 11, 2003