Thesaurus for yahtzee

A video review series by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw. Gained popularity on Youtube with a speed not seen since the Angry Video Game Nerd, and after only two quite funny videos was hired by online magazine The Escapist. After being hired by The Escapist, the jokes in the reviews started to get less subtle, and subsequently less funny. Eventually, the guy simply got obnoxious, often making off-topic rants against anyone and anything that earned his ire, most egregious when he said that Halo was unoriginal, then later said that he had never played a Halo game in his Halo 3 review. The rampancy of his unchecked ego became most obvious in his "review" of Super Smash Bros Brawl, where he simply spent half of the video bashing anyone who may like Smash Bros, then dedicated a whole video to the hate mail his excuse for a review generated. He seemed quite surprised that people responded negatively to the fact that he had spent two minutes simply bashing anyone who doesn't share his tastes. Has a legion of idiotic fanboys who will declare that Yahtzee proves that whatever game he reviews has just been PUHOWNED!!1 and that Yahtzee is the only reliable reviewer, then yelling at anyone who disagrees with Yahtzee that his videos are for humour value only and shouldn't be taken seriously, too busy trying to earn Yahtzee's love to notice the contradiction.

What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

Ben-Yahtzee-Croshaw

A reviewer for the Escapist magazine who every Wednesday reviews one game from the very large ever growing list, and who doesn't like people telling him what to review.

He talks fast, mercilessly, and honestly.
He tries to find the bad in games and will rarely say a game is good.
More of an attempt to give developers a wake up call, rather then insulting their bad games.

With a growing number of listeners he has become the Go-to guy when it comes to deciding between a shit fest like Halo or a masterpiece like The Orange Box.

He has also made a small number of simple games himself.

He's entertaining, fun, and truthful about most games he reviews, even if some people consider him a bit harsh.

In Denmark, bingo refers to the rare event in which a person fills up the entire toilet bowl with poop.

1) (n) something you play, usually a competitive activity
2) (v) to play a game (see def. 1)
3) (n) an animal that is hunted
4) (n) skill or ability in any game (see def. 1)
5) (int) short for "Game over!"
6) (n) a measure of smoothness with the opposite sex
7) (n) lines or moves you use to get the opposite sex into bed
8) (adv) a state of being willing to do something
9) (n) that thing from that movie "The Game"

a person who immerses themselves in alternative reality; habitual diversion of the mind to purely imaginative activity or entertainment as an escape from reality or routine.

A game of masterbrains that takes more skill than luck! All you need to perform is five dice, a yatzee pad and a friend (sooon to be an ex-friend...). You get three throws, and try to get things like "three of a kind", "full house", "straight" and so on. The best thing you can get is "YATZEE" (correct, same as the name of the game) when all five dice are showing the same thing. For this you get the incredible 50 points (!!) and for a short second, you catch a glimpse of heaven...

1. n. Semen
2. v. To orgasm

Usage Note: the word is spelled with a 'u' to differentiate it from 'come,' which has a... cleaner definition.

you roll dice to hustle mother fuckers for their money.

It's like saying awesome or sweet.