Beings not seen or touched by 98% of the men who have posted on this subject
Highly attracted to males of the species who are reasonable to look
at, have jobs, are relatively kind, sometimes
take out trash, and treat them like equals (not superiors, not inferiors -- equals.) Happily give blowjob
s in return.
s. Secretly laugh
at guys who convince themselves that size doesn't matter.
Are paid seventy
five cents for every dollar
a man makes in the exact same job, same demographic, and same education level.
men who cannot
procure them (because said
men are too mean, stupid, sexist, ugly, and unaccomplished) they cause
intense feelings of failure, hatred, prejudice, violence, and need to post
on boards stereotyping all women with one narrow, negative definition. Said
men then jack off alone.
beings reject such specimens of men or express an intelligent opinion, they
don't put out, they
are also bitches
. When they
Dick: "Women are illogical, make no sense, are emotionless blobs, nag constantly, are always man-hating. They
should just shut up, clean house, kneel, know their place, and blow me."
Women: "Ha ha, you're just mad because
you can't get any pussy and you've got a tiny pecker."
John: "Dick, you're a sexist asshole
*punches Dick.* I respect smart, strong women. I love my mama. I like to eat pussy. I've got a job; I don't make a lot, but I work hard and I'm ambitious. I've seen a treadmill before."
Women: "John, we all love you. Can we please suck your giant
cock? Would you like to have an orgy
with us? Please, oh please?"
John: "Yes, ladies, I would appreciate that. May I hold
open for you?"