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Here are some reasons to be proud to be Canadian:

1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Hey, stick that in your pipe and toke it.
by Jordan January 25, 2004
The largest province in Canada by population and the the second largest by size. Located west of Quebec, east of Manitoba, and north of New York State, Michigan, and Minnesota. Ontario is the economic engine of Canada and home to Canada's largest city, Toronto. Other large cities include Ottawa (the national capital), Hamilton, London, Kitchener-Waterloo, and Windsor.

Ontario is economically and ideologically split between the populated, urban, and wealthy south and the vast reaches of the northen part of the province.

Most people from other parts of Canada think Ontarians are arrogant wankers that would sell their own mother for a quick buck or a blow job. However, most of these criticisms come from people with small penises and no balls.
Ontario is the most important province in Canada.

I love Ontarians, they support the rest of Canada.

I hate people from Ontario because I'm a right-wing, red-neck freak from Alberta.
by stewie February 07, 2005
The largest city in Canada. It's known for it's combination of great neighbourhood vibe, cosmopolitan flare, and horribly atrocious downtown architecture. (Unlike most major cities, it experienced it's big economic boom in the sixties, go figure.) Otherwise a peach of a town, with great nightlife (and with boozecans up the wazoo, for you after hours folks), and wickedly georgeous people. So fuck off.
I love Toronto.
by Torontonian December 11, 2003
When your girlfriend,wife, or partner gives you head while you play the immensely popular online game "call of duty, modern warfare 2"

COD head is much similar to car head, where you get your dick sucked while driving a car, but you get head while playing the game "Call of Duty"
guy 1 "Dude last night my girlfriend came over and she gave me Cod head!"

guy 2" Dammit you lucky bastard I wish my girl was that cool!"
by Jesse king April 09, 2010
Oshawa is a city 30 minutes (in no traffic) east of Toronto, the largest city in Canada.

It is the largest city to the east of Toronto in Ontario with the exception of Ottawa. Oshawa is traditionally conservative and is the typical 'suburb city'.

Teenagers in Oshawa vary in race and grouping depending on High School. It works as follows:

O'Neill Collegiate & Vocational Institute: Very Preppy (dominated by the 'PA' Crowd, 'PA' being Preforming Arts, a special O'Neill program) with small Gangster Cliques overlapping in to the 'Wigger'.

Eastdale Institute: Extremely Gangster with few Preps.

McLaughlin: An equal balance between Preps and Gangster.

Donovan: Very Gangster and very overrun by drugs and sex.

GL Roberts, Central: Unbeliveably Ghetto. If you don't deal drugs, have at least two STDs or carry a gun you are out of place at either of these schools.
Oshawa Teenagers

O'Neill Student: Let's go to choir!
Eastdale: Naw man what'chou talkin' 'bout, foo'?
Donovan: I think he wants to do all the hot choir girls.
GL Roberts: I gave one of them Chlamidiya!
by JASON, YO September 27, 2006
a very shitty town in Ontario, Canada. Nickname for whitby, aka whiteby. There is nothing to do in shitby because the town is so small and full of preps and old people. Nothing happens in shitby...and I mean, absolutely nothing....
Man, we gotta get the hell out of shitby soon before I start to go insane
by brokenpromiseland January 16, 2011
Best county in the UK by far. I aint ever gonna leave. Best accent n'all. Far less annoyin than dodgy southern accent.
I don't own a whippet.
by Crook November 29, 2004
DSC
Dwarves Suck Cocks, a small group of "want-to-be" computer gaming , plastic gangsters.

Thought to be named after their creator DON S CORTESE, however this is a common misunderstanding as this was adopted to mask their common interests from public gaze.

At the first sigh of trouble the group is famed to forget their computer gaming activities and try to form a "daisy chain" of male copulation, whith the shorter ones using platform shoes or even stilts (in their leaders case) to be able to participate and the femals being issued with strap on attachments.
eg 1 "DOING THE DSC"- the act of having to squat ot kneel behing ones gay partner to become low enough to gain entry due to them being vertically challenged

eg2 "MAN I GOT DSC'ed" last night, this can mean either recieving a sloppy, low quality blow job off an italian midget who gargled before swallowing, or being gang raped by said midget and his freinds, as they will never be aggressive unless in superior numbers
by Silex the unstoppable August 10, 2011
Someone who likes the darker side of things. They usually listen to death metal and goth music, such as Dismember and Bauhaus. Marilyn Manson is NOT goth. He's just...weird. Real goths are not depressing and suicidal like the posers you see at Hot Topic. Goths are fun to be around and aren't afraid to laugh at themselves every so often. They don't worship Satan and aren't evil despite what some ignorant people might say. Goths don't all dress alike either. They like to create their own unique style. Goths are also very intelligent and creative. A lot of them are writers and artists. Goths DON'T envy the popular people. They are what they are because it makes them happy. Goths would rather stay who they are and be among the so called "freaks" than be like everyone else and be popular. They understand that there are more important things in life than popularity, and usually succeed in life while the popular ones don't become much of anything.

If someone becomes "goth" because they couldn't get any friends or are depressed and angry all the time, they are most likely a poser.
by Me August 04, 2003
"Steel City", "Hammy Town"
A city with a population of 500,000 in Southern Ontario.

Home of the first Tim Hortons and the Niagra Escarpment.

A city you would never have reason to visit, unless you are from Brant, Haldimand or Norfolk County. In that case you visit Hamilton to shop, go to college/university or party.
"My ears popped driving down the Hamilton Mountain"

"I'm a steel worker from Steel City"

"Does he live up or down The Mountain?"
by wfwsm August 14, 2008