Key point: no sexual acts transpire.
1. Yo Brad, you end up porking that slam pig you met last night at the jersey bar?
No dude. Her hatchet wound smelled like fish so we just willised.
2. Dude! My girlfriend is such a prude. I go over and spend the night all the time buy all she wants to do is Willis! Fuck my life!
3. This broad was all for slam dancing but I got whiskey dick so all we did was Willis. Not to self, bring emergency Viagra next time.
4. I really like and respect this girl so we just willised. (fag!)