Thesaurus for wal-mart
Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for wal-mart
A store where you can buy a shot gun, ammunition, a ski mask, a baseball bat, a meat cleaver and a chainsaw, but you can't buy a CD that has a "Parental Advisory" sticker.
The local 3-generation mom & pop store was run out of town by Walmart.
A store that prides itself on working people to death. Clock in at Target and you have no idea when you're actually getting off, scheduled hours mean nothing. They have a bizarre alphabet-soup way of describing everyone's position that no one understands, and everyone in management is called some kind of "leader".
Yes, my leader! Yavohl, mein leader! Twenty people clocked in at Target last week and were never seen again, prolly still on shift cause the go-backs aren't finished.
You would be a redneck if:more...
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.
You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
You mow your lawn and find a car.
You can spit without opening your mouth.
Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.
Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.
The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
You think the O.J. trial was the...
anyone who goes by the name Paris Hilton, wants to be Paris Hilton, knows Paris Hilton, or has spent one night in Paris Hilton.
"Paris Hilton proves you don't have to be poor to be white trash".
A reference to one of the following:
1. An individual who is extremely careful with money
2. An individual who is easy to have sex with
3. An individual who uses the same tactic/tactics to win
4. An object that is worth very little
1. " That guy's cheap "
2. " She's real cheap " or " He's real cheap "
3. " You're cheap! " " Man, that's cheap "
4. " Those jeans are cheap! "
buying a whole lot of stuff that you don't really need
i went shopping today!
One of the shittiest professions...One that causes much depression, psychosis, anger, jealousy, frustration, and anxiety. It is extremely degrading. They never pay people what they are worth; the workers have to deal with a bunch of crap while getting paid peanuts.
I had to go to therapy after working in retail for a decade.
People treat me like I'm stupid because I work in retail.
I work at a retail job where people don't get raises, but instead there's a shitty "Employee of the Month" reward.
I work in retail; therefore, I cannot afford to pay back my student loans or take nice vacations.
the store where I get 100% off on everything that fits under my shirt
lets go steal some more stuff from wal mart
by anonymous Aug 5, 2003 add a video
1.(noun) A shop with a gas station in front of it run by Red dot Indians, Muslims, Asians, and Mexicans. Usually remains open all 24 hours of the day. Often has catchy names like 7-11, Extramile, Jiffy Mart, and such.
After shopping there or paying for your gas the attendant says,"Tank you calm al gain," while raising his hand lifting his index and middle finder.
Kid 1,"Where'd you get that pack of swishers?"
Kid 2,"I posted up the mart near the factory and shoulder tapped this bum, told him he could keep the change."
Nickname for Wal-Mart that is used for over-zealous shoppers who just can't get enough of the store you can buy guns, knives, toys and groceries at but can't buy white-out unless you're over 18 and have an I.D.
"I'm goin' back to Wally World, you need anything while I'm there?"