My other answer to everything.
Peson: How... did you get up there?
Person: HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND THAT?
Teacher: How did you get a perfect score on the test? You're either sleeping or talking in class and you've never ONCE done your homework.
Me: What did you want me to say? Brain steroids??
A female's menstrual cycle.
Girl: Why is your mom being such a whore this week?
Guy: I think she has the curse; there's blood everywhere.
Witchcraft is the practise of any Magickal Art from any religious or spiritual system, regardless of alignment or intent.
This can include the very diverse and even opposing forces of the religious doctrines of Wicca
, many sects of Hinduism
(a branch of Islam), Asatru
; Also included could be certain rites and practices of the Golden Dawn
, Ordo Templi Orientis
, Temple of Set
and the Roman Catholic Church
of the Holy Eucharist
When the Roman Catholic Church
was in control of Europe
, simply being accused of Witchcraft was enough to have you summarily executed on the charge of Heresy
. This Witch-Craze
spilled over into Protestant
1. An folk magic tradition, a mixture of Voodoo and folk traditions with its source in the Deep South. Usually involves charms, potions, spells, etc.
2. A person who practices this type of folk magic or Voodoo
3. Often used to mean the same as Voodoo.
"He be a Hoodoo"
"Im goin to do some Hoodoo on him"
Something that most Urban Dictionary contributors don't know how to do, even though there is a built in spell check program. Apparently UD contributors are most commonly Americans and are victims of a terrible public school system.
Me a Urbin Dixonary writar. I thinck im american and want to git all them dirty people what crashed them plains into the whyte house on 7-11. Mmmmm - slurpeeeee.
What are u looking et? Spell bteter you jakass!
The Walking Dead. Scientific name Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus.
A deceased human being who has partially returned to life due to undeterminable causes. The brain retains base facilities, namely gross motor function. In its near-mindless state, it grasps no remains of emotion, personality, or sensation of pain. In rare cases, some of the reanimated have reflexively preformed routine activities from their past lives.
The rotting bodies of the undead operate on a fraction of the level at which our bodies normally function. Circulatory, respiratory, and digestive systems are unaffected by reanimation. Labored breathing, choking, and moaning are reflexive but no oxygen is carried through the blood. The nervous system functions primarily within the brain and brain stem. Sensory reception is minimal at best and seemingly unecessary in the pursuit of prey. The undead are incapable of fatigue and will persist at any cost. They will even crawl when their legs have been removed. Even if the head is removed from the body, it will continue to live. The only way to stop the reanimated is to destroy the brain. To prevent reanimation in the recently departed, decapitate the corpse and burn the body.
The only observable action a zombie takes part in is killing living creatures, especially humans, and eating them. Many theories and speculations surround this disturbing behavior. One theory is based on the thought that reanimation is the result of a contagious infection or virus, ...
The word originally means a charm or a spell. But now its more commonly said meaning sex appeal or talent.
"I can get any girl if I just use a bit of the old mojo"
"Man, that girl has MOJO!"
"God help me, I think I've lost my mojo!"
The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.
Black magic is an ancient art of magic
that dates back to the dawn of mankind's questional ability to psychic powers and domination of others through incantation.
Black magic's main use is to hurt others that the sorcerer
deems unworthy, inhuman, and in need of pain through psychic visualisation and realisation of Universal law and movement along with group incantation.
It can found to be used without incantation. Incantation was a form used by people in group settings so that magic could multiply among its users.
When one uses black magic the pain brought back to the caster
of the spell uses inflicts damage that is twice as worse upon themselves.
This is why a dark wizard must be a very very very cold hearted bastard and not care about anyone or anything around them, even their own life.
My mom lost her job after I cursed a female I hated. Funny enough, Nikki lost her job too.
i went doodoo in the toilet