deland is a town in volusia county florida. it is nestled between the asscrack of daytona beach and the dangling hemroids of orlando.
deland has one norman rockwell style downtown section surrounded
by fucktons of open-air crack
markets. deland is for hippies, wiggers
, old people, illegal south american
immigrants, and people who can't find deltona
guy: hey, i just got here from ohio, do you know where
i can buy crack?
other guy: "yeah, just go anywhere