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Thesaurus for unemployment

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for unemployment

Recession is the decline in a country's gross domestic product (GDP), or negative real economic growth, for two or more successive quarters of a year. The term recession, however, has been utilized in recent decades by politicians to distort the economic outlook and reframe in more positive terms rather than have to address the looming economic depression.
Ralph: Dude, the feds just lowered interest rates and backed a takeover of a large investment bank after acknowledging that we might be in a recession.

Ted: This recession's been going on since Bush took over. How long until we call it an economic depression?
by Kate Sjostrand March 21, 2008
job
Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
To be in a state of having a job.
John is not in employment. He is a lazy tosser.
by Moosaidthedog June 08, 2005
Now, 1 in 10 of us. Previously, people that didn't want to work or that were going to get a job in 2 months.
I used to have a job but then everyone spent all their money plus 10 grand on credit cards and found out their house was worth half as much as it was 4 years ago and doesn't buy anything and/or got foreclosed on; now I don't have a job and am unemployed because I got laid off because "the economy is 'so bad'".
by qwerty1 July 11, 2009
A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
You are here to work, not to have fun!
by Steve Milligan March 11, 2003
a holiday celebrated at the first of the month.
look what santa claus brought me. food.
by d dogg July 12, 2003
To lose one's job.

Synonyms: Get the boot, get the axe, canned, terminated, dismissed, laid-off, discharged, pink-slipped.
Honey, I haev terrible news. I've just been fired!

Dude, he just got the boot.

My friend just got terminated.

When do you think he'll get canned?
by Jesse McShortcakes May 11, 2006
U3
crapware] found pre-installed in some USB flash drives. it is supposed to be a useful launch pad for portable applications, but instead quickly becomes an annoyance, asking for passwords, bugging down the process, and taking up space.
man, this U3 software sucks, get me a real flash drive
by jorge_andresb January 04, 2008
A person who cannot mantain or hold a job. One who is out of work. One who cannot hold a job. One who is lazy. Probably will never get anywhere in life because they fill their days with trivial nonsense. Can't accomplish the basics.
Vitale is a jobless loser.
by Sargeant King March 10, 2008