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ump
A result of an unintentional bowel movement. A single pebble of feces resembling the texture of popcorn shrimp.
While getting blown I accidentally bounced an ump off her chin.
by Joey Provalone January 24, 2003
45
.45 Caliber cartridge. Sometimes used to refer to the firearms that fire such cartridges.
11.4mm in diameter, the average .45 caliber bullet weighs half an ounce.
Though there are many arcane .45 caliber cartridges, the two most common are the .45ACP (automatic Colt Pistol) and the .45 Colt, which is an obsolete but popular round. The .45 Colt round is longer than the .45ACP round, and was designed by Colt to fit their Single Action revolver, which the US Army used during the last decades of the nineteenth century. The .45ACP round was designed to be used in the 1911 pistol, by John Moses Browning. The gun was adopted by the US Army a few years after its creation, and was used by the United States until it was replaced by the Beretta M9 (Military designation for the Beretta 92) during the 1980s. Because it was used during both World Wars, Korea and Vietnam, hundreds of thousands of 1911s were produced. The Colt 1911 is often referred to as a “Colt .45” or “Government .45.” The pitfalls of the .45ACP cartridge are the large size of the bullet, heavy recoil and poor ballistics. Because the bullet is nearly 2.5 millimeters greater in diameter than the 9mm cartridge, far fewer can fit in a gun’s magazine, and the gun must be larger in order to accommodate the bullet. The heavy felt recoil is also a problem, because rapid or continued fire is difficult to maintain on target. The ballistics of the .45 caliber cartridge are also disappointing, the round travels nearly 200 feet per second slower than a 9x19 (9mm) cartridge. The 1911 pistol is still popular, despite being nearly 100 years old in design. The firearm’s single action mechanism and low magazine capacity have been overcome by some firearm manufacturers, most notably Para-Ordinance, whose LDA trigger systems are amazing, and whose high magazine capacity frames have revitalized the 1911 pistol.
If I don't get ya money yo 'gone catch a foty-five!
by Rob April 14, 2004
How I felt when I saw only one definition for angry.

Angry is an emotion that highly contrasts and disagrees with the emotion, happy.

Someone feeling angry will usually have a lack of joy, a lack of judgement, a sense of inbred hate, and overall frustration.

The "image" of someone being angry is usually accompanied by violence, a frown, the furrowing of the eyebrows, and sometimes growling.
Angry is a synonym for mad.

Bruce Banner turns into The Hulk whenever he gets angry (mad).
by Dre Tran July 18, 2006
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.
by Steve August 08, 2003
Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language.
My ex-girlfriend is a fucking cunt.
by Captain Fantastic February 15, 2003
To genuinely accept a future negative outcome as fact only to be proven wrong.
"I did nothing to ensure I was going to pass this test. I should have failed. Another instance of Detweiler's Paradox in action."
by @gabek December 19, 2008
Gun
A complex arrangement of metal parts that is capable of discharging a lead peice at very high speeds, high enough to penetrate fleash and thin slabs of wood. Serves as humankind's (so far) permanent replacement for spears, staffs, swords, daggars, etc. as most effective weapons. Most commonly used for self-defense, murder, killing hostiles, recreational shooting, the standard issue weapons for armies, militias, etc.
Guns aren't the problem. It's criminals, irresponsible people, and totalitarian shitheads getting a hold of them that's the problem.
by Mob_Triggerman November 28, 2004
To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.
My dog keeps humping my leg.
by Matthew Darke February 18, 2003
A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead.

As seen in the image above.
Use your right hand, fucktard, so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.
by Richard Munch December 02, 2004
End to teen pregnacy.
(Mary) wanna have sex?

(Mark) no way I'm playing Modern Warfare 2
by Rejecteddddddddd February 03, 2010