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Thesaurus for two left feet

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for two left feet

Adj. Poorly co-ordinated. Bumbling ninny.
Blind People

Jack: "Pass the that plate please."
CRASH
Jack: "Oh you clumsy blind twat!"
by Jeffrey Douglas November 05, 2006
passing a homeless person on your way to a coin star machine.
the most awkward thing that could happen is passing a homeless person carrying a jar full of change.
by Daniel Palu January 17, 2009
Blond is not the incorrect way of spelling blonde. A blond is a man with blond hair. Blonde is a woman with blond hair. Same as a brunet is a man brunet and a brunette is a woman brunet.
ScreenName1: lyke oh ehm gee the blonde guy was so friickin' BANGING !!!
ScreenName2: don't you mean blond?
ScreenName1: o0o ii wouldnt kno that cuz imma total ditz !!!


dumbasses
by blondehottie June 26, 2005
Phonetic form of "kiss kiss" in Thai.
It's time for me to go now. Take care. Jub jub!
by The Maz March 28, 2009
A Clumsy person.
That kid drops everything all the time,
he's such a klutz
by Total Clad May 15, 2004
The hand that never gets laid.
I'm ambidexterous, so I let lefty whack it for a change. He hardly ever gets laid.
by stimpy October 16, 2003
Excellent. As popularised by 'Only Fools And Horses', a sitcom watched by over 30m Britons at its peak. Used when a person hear's pleasing news, or gets a storke of good luck.
Lovely jubbly!
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004
Having no rhythm; being unable to dance.
I saw a hottie in the club last night, too bad he was overly caucasian. He couldn't dance if his life depended on it.
by jnjmami September 09, 2009