The Murphy's Law of Driving
1) The car infront of you is always slower.
2) The car in back of you always wants to go faster.
3) There is never traffic until you start to back out of your driveway.
4) There is never traffic until you reach the stop sign.
5) When you are in a hurry, everyone is on a joy ride.
6) When you are looking for an address, everyone is in a hurry.
7) Bugs, salt, and other grime on the windshield are attracted to the area directly infront of your line of sight.
8) If a car in the other lane is hovering between you and the car infront of you, he wants to switch, even though...
9) Turn signals (blinka
s) are never used.
10) Your exit is 3 lanes to the right, and about 200 feet away.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
The hand that never gets laid.
I'm ambidexterous, so I let lefty whack it for a change. He hardly ever gets laid.
Men's best companion. Often referred as "My wife".
"Dude! Where's my car?"
to be high or drunk
basically under the influence
DAMN i was on, no wonder i slept with the bitch!
perfect, good, flawless
1) Damn nigga, you see that bitch?
2) Yeah homie, that ass is right
1) I bet I can hit
2) Nigga please
some thing for a fire to poke the fire wood or a card game wich usally involves gambling for money or not
let us play poker
An Irish boy's name. He is a very hot, handsome, and sexy boy. All girls love him, and he is very friendly to everybody. Also some people may not like him, but those people he does not like back.
Girl#1: Man that Rivers's so hot.
Girl#2: I totally agree.
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
Term used to describe a 180 degree turn.
"I saw a police officer at the end of the block, so i made a U-Turn."
Something that fails miserably
The Final Fantasy
movie was the biggest flop since Battlefield Earth.