Thesaurus for troglodyte

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for troglodyte

A person, usually female that is really ugly.

Someone that is a cross between a troll and a frog.

Of close relation to the troll family.

Oh my gosh, that girl is a bloody trog!!

or

Oh my gosh have u seen that trog!!
by OBC, Taz October 13, 2005
One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
anyone who defines their own name on urban dictionary
what the shit? that kid is a fucking idiot.
by ed\'s neighbor (and friend) October 11, 2003
When a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.

To caveman a bitch is to club her with your huge cock.
I pulled a caveman on my bitch last night with my big cock.

The chick saw stars all night long after I did the caveman on her.

Wayne's big cock left Amanda dazzled after he worked his caveman magic on her.
by king_muscat April 20, 2010
Primitive humans which lived throughout much of Europe, but particulary in France, and Germany. The term "Neanderthal," derives from the Neanderthal Valley in Germany, where the first fossils were found. Anatomically, they differed from their chief competitors, Cro-Magnon man in that they tended to be more squat, with thicker bones, and brow ridges. They existed through hunter-gathering activities, as did the Cro-Magnon, but seem to have been less technologically innovative, a quality which may have contributed to their ultimate demise.
How many Neanderthals died in encounters with wooly mammoths is anyone's guess.
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
You would be a redneck if:

You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.

You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You mow your lawn and find a car.

You can spit without opening your mouth.

Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.

You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You take a fishing pole to Sea World.

The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.

You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.

Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.

The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

Your home has more miles on it than your car.
Your Christmas tree is still up in February.

You've ever been arrested for loitering.

You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouvre.

There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.

You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You've ever shot anyone for looking at you.

You own a homemade fur coat.

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
Hey, it's the truth.
by bigtones December 19, 2004
A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead.

As seen in the image above.
Use your right hand, fucktard, so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.
by Richard Munch December 02, 2004
1. One who fears technology (or new technology, as they seem pleased with how things currently are...why can't everything just be the same?)

2. A group led by Mr. Luddite durring the industrial revolution who beleived machines would cause workers wages to be decreased and ended up burning a number of factories in protest
A luddite generally claims things were "just fine" back in the day, and refuses to replace/update failing equipment/software/computers on the basis that they were just fine 10 years ago.
by Santon April 24, 2004
An ugly, cave-dwelling lesbian.
"I heard Trina got beat down by a troglodyke with a pipe wrench."
by Taylor the brain August 11, 2006
v. To give up to all opposition, usually in an argument.
My boss threatened to fire me so I caved to his demands.
by Limbo January 07, 2006

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