Joe the tattoo-artist: What kinda ink do you want?
Suzy: The words
'and now a few words
from our sponser' on my inner right thigh, and the words
'we're back' on my left thigh.
Joe the tattoo-artist: That's an odd tattoo. Why do you want that?
Suzy: So my husband has something
to snack on during the football
it's a crappy joke, fuck you