what one says when one is afraid to say shit
To Hop up on the toilet seat and squat like a Kangaroo when taking a dump. Often done out of fear of catching a VD of the toilet seat. Please note the two definitions provided by James Brick and PaddyM are actually incorrect and are discribing a Reverse Kanga, a witty practical joke that will keep your friends amused for hours)
Shit this crapper looks dirty, i better go the kanga.
Poo well, they're are many types of poo in this universe
THE SWEETCORN - Poo that has leftover sweetcorn from last night's dinner
THE PELLETS - Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun
THE FIREBALL - A big poo that really hurts and leaving your ass hot, usually happens after a curry
THE SLIPPY - A poo that swiftly moves out of your bottom that requires no wiping
THE WATERHOSE - When a massive monsoon of shit comes out of your bottom and requires hours of wiping
THE NEVERENDING STORY - An amazing acheivment is when a poo goes on and on and on.......
THE STEAMY HEAPY - Boy, That is basically ONE MASSIVE SHIT!!!!!!!
THE STICKY - When you have a poo stuck onto the hairs of your crack and requires hours of wiping (maybe a pair of scissors)
Donkeys do massive stickies and rabbits do a hell of a load of pellets