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The best drink ever... glory...
" I would like some coffee." "what will it be..?" "Medium double double"
by Michelle December 12, 2004
Here are some reasons to be proud to be Canadian:

1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Hey, stick that in your pipe and toke it.
by Jordan January 25, 2004
An individual whom is extremely stupid. Lacks intelligence and common sense.
Paris Hilton is a donut.
by Andres Salazar February 08, 2008
A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee.
I won't be able to make it through this morning without my Tim Hortons.
by Beth Robertson November 07, 2003
A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee.
I won't be able to make it through this morning without my Tim Hortons.
by Beth Robertson November 07, 2003
The centers of donuts which are sold as "Timbits", because Tim Horton was Jewish and he wanted to make money off of donut scraps.
A typical Canadian diet consists of beer, bacon and timbits
by Xtreme2252 September 07, 2009
Somebody from the country north of the United States, which has:
Maple Syrup; Hockey; Universal Healthcare; Peace; Low Crime/Violence Rates; Excellent Donuts and Coffee (AKA Tim Horton's); Better, Cheaper Beer; Lovely Women; Nicer People;
Better Winter Sports; Cultural/Tolerance; Good/Cheap Education; Superior Genetalia.
Person 1: So I got smashed on good brew this weekend and had some great sex.
Person 2: Oh yeah, eh? Me too!
Person 3: (Jealously) Damn canadians.
by Lecanadianquihabiteapennsylvanie October 15, 2005
An individual whom is extremely stupid. Lacks intelligence and common sense.
Paris Hilton is a donut.
by Andres Salazar February 08, 2008
tim
vb. to sex someone up
n. man with a massive schlong
vb.That whore just got timmed
n.You hear about Bob? He is tim.

by not tim June 26, 2007
A Canadian term used to describe how you take your coffee - two teaspoons of sugar and two creams. Preferably used in any Tim Hortons location.
Server at your local coffee shop: Can I take your order?
You: Ya, I'll have a medium double-double.
by Tania J September 24, 2004