a stupid person. their intelligence is the same as other objects such as chairs, lamposts etc.
similar to tool
in some areas.
you are such a fuckin object mate, sort ya life out.
usually refers to something sexual.
"What ya doin?"
"I g2g I'm busy with stuff."
If you don't know what they are I suggest you get out more.
People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Forgive them anyway --Mother Teresa
Used to describe an object on the spur of the moment when you have a sudden brain fritz and forget exactly what you were gonna say was.
Uhh.....get the report!.....program..thingy.
A universal measurement, can be used for almost anything.
A way of measuring the extent of adverb.
Man 1: Whoa, what happened to you?
Man 2: Hangover. Man, I was THAT drunk last night.
Kid: Dude, you should see my new English teacher's legs, they are THAT hot!
The word the Knights of Ni cannot hear or say.
1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities
2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.
The Shit List:
The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.
The Clean Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.
The Wet Shit
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
The Second Wave Shit
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Shit
Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
The Corn Shit
No explanation necessary.
The Lincoln Log Shit
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
The Nororius Drinker Shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is ...
An exclamation which may be used to inform someone that they have crossed the line by word or deed, and must therefore be put back in their 'place'. Usually accompanied by a hand gesture reminiscent of talk to the hand
, in which the outwards-facing palm is almost in contact with the face of the wrong-doer. A truly successful 'place' is said to have occurred if the miscreant is caught off-balance by the act of putting them in said place.
Temple Robber: I'm totally going to sneak into this temple.
Temple Guard: Place!
Tourist: Might I please have some information about local trains?
Tourist Information Desk: You have to go to the Travel Centre. Place!
A term referring to a person, a place, or a thing; essentially something that exists.
Such nouns include:
*George W Bush
*Microsoft (the place)
*Nintendo (the place)
*Sony Playstation 2
....among MANY others.
Supposedly this term also refers to sexual intercourse, as well as the word "verb" does too.
"Go noun yourself."
-me, if my knowledge of what "noun" now means serves me right